the beer shitposter
@thebeershitposter.bsky.social
whomst amongst us does not enjoy a coldened brew?
things we're leaving in 2025:
-- the dream of the upcoming cider boom
-- dry january when what you actually mean is california sober
-- 500mL bottles
-- shelf grenades
-- releasing 3 hazy ipas a week, every week
-- THC drinks with too much THC
-- using consumption taxes to subsidize police abuse
-- the dream of the upcoming cider boom
-- dry january when what you actually mean is california sober
-- 500mL bottles
-- shelf grenades
-- releasing 3 hazy ipas a week, every week
-- THC drinks with too much THC
-- using consumption taxes to subsidize police abuse
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
things we're leaving in 2025:
-- the dream of the upcoming cider boom
-- dry january when what you actually mean is california sober
-- 500mL bottles
-- shelf grenades
-- releasing 3 hazy ipas a week, every week
-- THC drinks with too much THC
-- using consumption taxes to subsidize police abuse
-- the dream of the upcoming cider boom
-- dry january when what you actually mean is california sober
-- 500mL bottles
-- shelf grenades
-- releasing 3 hazy ipas a week, every week
-- THC drinks with too much THC
-- using consumption taxes to subsidize police abuse
Reposted by the beer shitposter
it's the holidays, which means it's time for my favorite tradition: tipping precisely $1 on a $19 beer flight that i spent five minutes ordering.
December 19, 2024 at 4:23 PM
it's the holidays, which means it's time for my favorite tradition: tipping precisely $1 on a $19 beer flight that i spent five minutes ordering.
are you kidding me man. not even once
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
are you kidding me man. not even once
thanksgiving weekend. gonna be honest and unironic and say be thankful for the well-made beer in your life. and don't queue up for bourbon county. west texas crude is less sweet.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
thanksgiving weekend. gonna be honest and unironic and say be thankful for the well-made beer in your life. and don't queue up for bourbon county. west texas crude is less sweet.
we're six months out from the big cider boom. just like we were 15 years ago.
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
we're six months out from the big cider boom. just like we were 15 years ago.
demonstrating myself to be a brave and unorthodox truth-teller by stating correctly that the chicago beer scene does not need multiple ecto cooler-inspired green-colored tangerine-flavored sours in the market before halloween
October 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
demonstrating myself to be a brave and unorthodox truth-teller by stating correctly that the chicago beer scene does not need multiple ecto cooler-inspired green-colored tangerine-flavored sours in the market before halloween
if your distributor has a case minimum chances are its catalog doesn’t justify said minimum.
October 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
if your distributor has a case minimum chances are its catalog doesn’t justify said minimum.
6.7% is not a double ipa. quit it with that.
October 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
6.7% is not a double ipa. quit it with that.
oh hell yeah they're gonna start making smoothie sours
i didn't agree to the embargo so i don't have many details. but the details i *do* have paint a pretty alarming picture.
August 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
oh hell yeah they're gonna start making smoothie sours
if you put your oktoberfest out in spring you're not putting out an oktoberfest. it's something else.
June 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
if you put your oktoberfest out in spring you're not putting out an oktoberfest. it's something else.
beer for big box stores
June 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
beer for big box stores
I’m gonna save you a lot of trouble and tell you right now that you Do Not Under Any Circumstances have to make a Maibock. The style is fine, no one drinks it.
April 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m gonna save you a lot of trouble and tell you right now that you Do Not Under Any Circumstances have to make a Maibock. The style is fine, no one drinks it.
Reposted by the beer shitposter
we've seen how you tip. that recession's been here for a bit.
April 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
we've seen how you tip. that recession's been here for a bit.
meet me in the dollar bin
April 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
meet me in the dollar bin
we've seen how you tip. that recession's been here for a bit.
April 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
we've seen how you tip. that recession's been here for a bit.
the big cider boom has been bubbling up for over 15 years. gonna happen any day now.
March 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
the big cider boom has been bubbling up for over 15 years. gonna happen any day now.
a very special type of nincompoop is required to get a beer flight on a busy friday night
March 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
a very special type of nincompoop is required to get a beer flight on a busy friday night
it's pretty easy to tell from your labels if your brewery is furries or furry-adjacent
March 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
it's pretty easy to tell from your labels if your brewery is furries or furry-adjacent
Reposted by the beer shitposter
Drinking some toilet bowl cleaner for the home team
April 2, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Drinking some toilet bowl cleaner for the home team
if you think your brewery is making too many beers you’re absolutely right.
March 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
if you think your brewery is making too many beers you’re absolutely right.
trying to still sell through your stock of last year's maibock is not serious behavior
March 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
trying to still sell through your stock of last year's maibock is not serious behavior
and if your irish styles aren't on the shelf right now then you probably shouldn't be bothering releasing them
March 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
and if your irish styles aren't on the shelf right now then you probably shouldn't be bothering releasing them
putting out your brewery’s paczki-themed beer the week of fat tuesday is far too little and way too late
March 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
putting out your brewery’s paczki-themed beer the week of fat tuesday is far too little and way too late
dork lard stimperial gout
February 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
dork lard stimperial gout
two days left to get all your faux-monastic performative bullshit in before you can be normal again
January 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
two days left to get all your faux-monastic performative bullshit in before you can be normal again