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We think they'll actually find the moose loose aboot the hoose
#Scotland
February 2, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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That's a shame as it has been top comedy recently
#KennedyCenter #Trump #MAGA #Potus
February 2, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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He can't remember trousering £75k? He can't remember his trousers!
#Mandelson #Epstein #Starmer #Labour
February 2, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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On leave! That'll show them
#AlexPretti #ICE #Trump #Minneapolis #seigheil
January 29, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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Little differences like the use of slave labour, forced sterilisation of ethnic minorities, and the brutal suppression of dissent
#Starmer #China #Labour
January 29, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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They were terrified by the ghost of Jeremy Hunt
#NHS #exorcist #paranormal
January 29, 2026 at 11:54 AM
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'Your severance notice has been dispatched and is out for delivery'
#Amazon #Bezos
January 28, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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But not as late as compensation for postmasters and mistresses
#PostOffice #RoyalMail #Fujitsu
January 28, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Sicilian estate agents made an offer they couldn't refuse
#Sicily #mafia #godfather
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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'What a lovely bunch of microphones!'
#Starmer #Labour #China
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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Imagine asking him how many sugars he wants in his tea. You'd be there for hours
#Starmer #Labour
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Unsurprising, as many people the world over have also chosen not to have children with Ricky Gervais
#rickygervais #theoffice #showbiz
January 27, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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"And on the left you can see the Pyrenees"
#British_Airways #holiday #flights
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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They're going to be asked to turn up to 999 calls and try to catch criminals
#police #mahmood #crime #brokenbritain
January 26, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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Though not the by-election that polls say only Burnham can win for Labour
#Starmer #Burnham #Labour
January 26, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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Trump discovered Carney wasn't a murderous fascist unelected dictator
#Trump #POTUS #Canada #Carney #Krasnov
January 23, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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Says the man 9,000 miles from the war front-line he dodged in 1968
#Trump #POTUS #draftdodger #coward #Krasnov
January 23, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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'Thank fuck!', says the horse
#Queen #QueenElizabeth #royalfamily
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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Trump upset that Mr Hitler is not available for his 'Board of Peace'
#Trump #MAGA #Davos #Potus #BoardofPeace
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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The woods? Is there no more room in corridors?
#Streeting #NHS #Starmer #brokenbritain
January 22, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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Ukraine not surrendering, presumably
#Trump #Ukraine #Zelenskyy #Russia #Putin
January 22, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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A care home?
#Trump #Potus #Davos #Maga
January 22, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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"Fuk-u-shima! Not again!!?!!"
#Fukushima #nuclear #meltdown #Japan
January 22, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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"Police! It's my dad! He grabbed her pussy!"
#Trump #Epstein #MAGA #Potus
January 22, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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Just like he was "inadvertently" racist
#Farage #ReformUK
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January 21, 2026 at 12:20 PM