@thebengiuliana.bsky.social
It’s 5:02 pm and I literally just learned it’s only Thursday
February 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s 5:02 pm and I literally just learned it’s only Thursday
What do you mean 32 oz. of olive oil cost $30??!
February 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What do you mean 32 oz. of olive oil cost $30??!
I really like flying because it gives me a really expensive way to catch up on the movies I wanted to see but didn’t
January 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I really like flying because it gives me a really expensive way to catch up on the movies I wanted to see but didn’t
Woof, a 3:30 pm meeting on a Friday afternoon the day before a week-long vacation is ROUGH
January 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Woof, a 3:30 pm meeting on a Friday afternoon the day before a week-long vacation is ROUGH
My eggs were $7.50 today. You said you’d fix this, Donald.
January 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My eggs were $7.50 today. You said you’d fix this, Donald.
I regret snacking on raw tortellini
January 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I regret snacking on raw tortellini
I saw a content creator saying that once TikTok is banned we should all move back to tumblr, and that both terrifies and excites me
January 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I saw a content creator saying that once TikTok is banned we should all move back to tumblr, and that both terrifies and excites me
Thought I’d be productive today, but I got cozy and took a 4.5-hour nap instead
January 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Thought I’d be productive today, but I got cozy and took a 4.5-hour nap instead
Duracell knows what they’re doing with their new commercials
January 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Duracell knows what they’re doing with their new commercials
It is a crime that The Day After Tomorrow isn’t available to stream anywhere
January 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It is a crime that The Day After Tomorrow isn’t available to stream anywhere
Car won’t start this morning 🥶
January 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Car won’t start this morning 🥶
Started 2025 by scheduling a much-needed haircut, starting the process of getting back on SSRIs, and jerking off 4 times. Self-care, here I come
January 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Started 2025 by scheduling a much-needed haircut, starting the process of getting back on SSRIs, and jerking off 4 times. Self-care, here I come
I still get a child-like high when I peel the rind of a clementine off in one piece 🍊
December 30, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I still get a child-like high when I peel the rind of a clementine off in one piece 🍊
We Are the Ants by @shauniedarko.bsky.social is the perfect literary version of listening to sad music when you’re sad to make yourself feel better 👏🏻👏🏻 12/10
December 27, 2024 at 1:09 PM
We Are the Ants by @shauniedarko.bsky.social is the perfect literary version of listening to sad music when you’re sad to make yourself feel better 👏🏻👏🏻 12/10
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Nothing in the Saw franchise compares to the cruelty of Love Actually
December 27, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Nothing in the Saw franchise compares to the cruelty of Love Actually
I made the apparent mistake of showing my mom my roller coaster spreadsheet and now she doesn’t love me anymore
December 26, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I made the apparent mistake of showing my mom my roller coaster spreadsheet and now she doesn’t love me anymore
Marriage, Penis, Vodka 🤙🏻
December 22, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Marriage, Penis, Vodka 🤙🏻
Could you imagine having to fly from Hogwarts to London on the back of a thestral having never seen death before
December 22, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Could you imagine having to fly from Hogwarts to London on the back of a thestral having never seen death before
There’s just something about Daniel Radcliffe in Order of the Phoenix that just makes me wanna
December 21, 2024 at 7:33 PM
There’s just something about Daniel Radcliffe in Order of the Phoenix that just makes me wanna
I just really wanna get a tattoo that says =mod(row(),2)=0
December 19, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I just really wanna get a tattoo that says =mod(row(),2)=0
As a gay man, I have no idea how I’m SO bad at wrapping
December 17, 2024 at 1:59 AM
As a gay man, I have no idea how I’m SO bad at wrapping
Today’s mood:
December 16, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Today’s mood:
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The Polar Express is just… the weirdest movie there is
December 13, 2024 at 12:53 AM
The Polar Express is just… the weirdest movie there is