Meredith S
@thebestmrs.bsky.social
Grouchy attorney. The hardest working lazy person you know. Tell your dog I said hi. She/her
Ok I made it to see the new year start (on TV) in Puerto Rico. I can now go to bed whenever
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Ok I made it to see the new year start (on TV) in Puerto Rico. I can now go to bed whenever
Final meal of 2025: leftover chicken tenders and fries. And then dessert. YES! Take that middle age
December 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Final meal of 2025: leftover chicken tenders and fries. And then dessert. YES! Take that middle age
My birthday wish for tomorrow is that the Food and Drug Administration finally releases the box of British chocolate sent from the in-laws which has been sitting in Louisville at UPS customs purgatory since before Thanksgiving. #dreamsmall
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My birthday wish for tomorrow is that the Food and Drug Administration finally releases the box of British chocolate sent from the in-laws which has been sitting in Louisville at UPS customs purgatory since before Thanksgiving. #dreamsmall
Tonight is an Appetizers For the Entree night which is perfect three days before Christmas
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Tonight is an Appetizers For the Entree night which is perfect three days before Christmas
My son is extremely in his feelings about the way that Lions game ended
December 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My son is extremely in his feelings about the way that Lions game ended
Planning to eat pretty much exclusively cookies for the rest of 2025
December 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Planning to eat pretty much exclusively cookies for the rest of 2025
Hot take: the holidays ARE NOT FUN
December 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hot take: the holidays ARE NOT FUN
Having a Good Hair Day
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Having a Good Hair Day
Spending multiple days in a hospital room with a loved one somewhat reminds me of being in a Las Vegas casino - time loses all meaning, the outside world melts away, the incessant beeping/jingling
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Spending multiple days in a hospital room with a loved one somewhat reminds me of being in a Las Vegas casino - time loses all meaning, the outside world melts away, the incessant beeping/jingling
Shoot. Literally every sports team we cheer for has lost this weekend.
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Shoot. Literally every sports team we cheer for has lost this weekend.
In a world that feels like it’s crumbling around me, I take comfort in knowing that I smell really good today
October 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
In a world that feels like it’s crumbling around me, I take comfort in knowing that I smell really good today
Lions red zone trick plays remain the greatest
October 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Lions red zone trick plays remain the greatest
EXCUSE ME HI I LOVE YOU ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR DINNER AND MAY I HAVE A TREAT?
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
EXCUSE ME HI I LOVE YOU ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR DINNER AND MAY I HAVE A TREAT?
Today’s self-care has included venting with colleagues, as well as a delicious quesadilla and cheesecake for dessert. HELL YES!
September 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Today’s self-care has included venting with colleagues, as well as a delicious quesadilla and cheesecake for dessert. HELL YES!
Lotta blocked field goals returned for TDs today!
September 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Lotta blocked field goals returned for TDs today!
I finally gave in and downloaded the Merlin Bird ID app
September 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I finally gave in and downloaded the Merlin Bird ID app
Trying to help my son interpret the Federalist Papers No. 10 for his AP Government class and am ashamed to admit that I just used ChatGPT to assist, pretending I came up with these astute observations on my own
September 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Trying to help my son interpret the Federalist Papers No. 10 for his AP Government class and am ashamed to admit that I just used ChatGPT to assist, pretending I came up with these astute observations on my own
Having trouble focusing at the J-O-B today. I feel like a teenager on the second-to-last day of school
September 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Having trouble focusing at the J-O-B today. I feel like a teenager on the second-to-last day of school
Perhaps we aren’t meant to love our jobs
September 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Perhaps we aren’t meant to love our jobs
Kind of in my “Gee, I’d really like to get promoted since I’ve been working on it for 3 full years but also, please stop asking me to do stuff” era
September 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Kind of in my “Gee, I’d really like to get promoted since I’ve been working on it for 3 full years but also, please stop asking me to do stuff” era
Ugh… Aston Villa does NOT look good so far this season.
August 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ugh… Aston Villa does NOT look good so far this season.
If the zombie apocalypse comes this weekend I feel good about our survival chances since we currently have a lifetime supply of Coke Zero, Sparkling Ice and Progresso Chicken Noodle Soup
August 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If the zombie apocalypse comes this weekend I feel good about our survival chances since we currently have a lifetime supply of Coke Zero, Sparkling Ice and Progresso Chicken Noodle Soup
The crummy discovery that all of the emails the school district has been sending you for the past 3 weeks have been going to your Junk folder
August 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The crummy discovery that all of the emails the school district has been sending you for the past 3 weeks have been going to your Junk folder
Triumphant return of Jack Grealish
August 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Triumphant return of Jack Grealish