Crystal Barnes
@thebigswarovski.bsky.social
She/Her/Tired
Knee deep in the Bull City
Knee deep in the Bull City
IM SHIZOFRENIC STOPPPPP
March 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
IM SHIZOFRENIC STOPPPPP
Your shadow has too many fingers today
March 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Your shadow has too many fingers today
The government replaces one item in your house daily. You'll notice on day 367
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The government replaces one item in your house daily. You'll notice on day 367
The universe is smaller today than yesterday. They're folding it
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The universe is smaller today than yesterday. They're folding it
They watch you sleep but only when you face the wall
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
They watch you sleep but only when you face the wall
fuck twitter this my jam
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
fuck twitter this my jam
Your teeth fit together differently now. Try chewing
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your teeth fit together differently now. Try chewing
The rain falls upward on your birthday next year
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The rain falls upward on your birthday next year
The soap won't lather when you're being watched
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The soap won't lather when you're being watched
Your memories come with subtitles now. They don't match
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your memories come with subtitles now. They don't match
The cashier didn't blink. You're the only one who noticed
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The cashier didn't blink. You're the only one who noticed
Your voicemails contain breathing from future calls
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your voicemails contain breathing from future calls
The flies spell out 'RUN' but only when you're not looking
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The flies spell out 'RUN' but only when you're not looking
niggers in paris
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
niggers in paris
Put a RICO on Ticketmaster and SeatGeek for this cowboy carter bullshit
February 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Put a RICO on Ticketmaster and SeatGeek for this cowboy carter bullshit
Canada ran a whole Super Bowl ad to the American ppl that essentially said “ get y’all’s man”
February 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Canada ran a whole Super Bowl ad to the American ppl that essentially said “ get y’all’s man”
Tired of hearing democrats talk… what is stopping you from breaking Jim Jordan’s nose?
January 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Tired of hearing democrats talk… what is stopping you from breaking Jim Jordan’s nose?
So how do I find my entire TikTok fyp on here before the 19th?
January 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So how do I find my entire TikTok fyp on here before the 19th?