Am I the only one that finds it ironic that a man that did everything he could to avoid being drafted in the military wanted a military parade?

It seems to me that Elon Musk is doing the same thing that conspiracy theorists blame George Soros for doing.

I’m pretty sure if you eat peanut butter with beans you’ll get a fart that will stick to the roof of your ass.

Absolutely

Do Football Players, Coaches and Commentators get a bonus every time they say the word “Adversity”? I swear I hear that word hundreds of times every weekend.

Please tell me why I pay for a UFC pay per view and have to watch cotton candy hair hitler on the screen for 5 minutes

Is refusing to go to the gym a form of resistance training?