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The Bitchmaker 🇨🇦
@thebitchmaker.bsky.social
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Canadian AEW fan who thinks Kazuchika Okada is the greatest wrestler in history. Lover of video games, anime, cats, cannabis, and my beautiful wife @tiallard.bsky.social
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Marge Simpson being shown something on a cell phone. Her expression is that of disgust and cringe.
January 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Me forcing @tiallard.bsky.social to watch all of Satoru Gojo's fight scenes when I got back from vacation this week.
The memed scene from the Dahmer Netflix series, where he forces his victim to watch his tapes. The screen has been replaced with a picture of Satoru Gojo in the middle of a fight, from the Jujutsu Kaisen anime.
January 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Ballon Okada will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Kazuchika Okada with red hair, a giant smile on his face, while he holds a yellow balloon that has $s for eyes and a big smile on it. This is called "Ballon Okada" The Avengers: Doomsday logo.
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Finally watched and finished all of Jujutsu Kaisen over the past week. Just in time for the new season. I just have to say this part made me lose my shit. I couldnt stop laughing.
A shot from the anime Jujutsu Kaisen. A necklace locket with a picture of Yuji Itadori and Nobuko Takada. The background is full of pink flowers.
January 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

#AEWWorldsEnd #AEW
Kazuchika Okada looking down surprised.
December 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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This is like the comedy version of a beautifully written poem.
December 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Hey, so...sorry for this image. But it's all I have seen since MJF came back.

#AEW #wrestlesky
Close up of MJF. Bottom corner has a small picture of CM Punk with the same hairstyle and beard as MJF.
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Vancouver, BC is getting it's first AEW PPV! I'm bouncing off the walls, OMG!
Poster for AEW Dynasty. Taking place Sunday, April 12, 2026 in Vancouver, BC, Canada!
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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This one comment pretty much sums up how I felt after watching the Animal Farm trailer.
A reddit comment from a user named "followedbymeteor" that reads "It just boggles my mind somebody conceived of making animal farm into a pixar comedy and literally hundreds of people put time and effort into making it reality. They should just dig George Orwell up and string his bones up and control his skeleton like a fucking marionette cracking jokes during the press tour for this movie fuck it." The comment has 5 "clapping awards" and over 1800 upvotes.
December 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I'm still buzzing from the match between @speedballbailey.bsky.social and Kyle Fletcher. I don't remember the last time I was jumping off my couch that much for a TV match. And I'm sick! Huge props to both wrestlers. 5 stars, no 10 stars. Fuck it ALL the stars!
Dave Meltzer tossing stars.
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
Norm MacDonald on SNL's Weekend Update saying "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I would have sworn my top artist would be Princess Goes. But "Otonoke" by Creepy Nuts being my top song is exactly what I expected.
My Spotify Wrapped overview. A picture of bbno$ at the top. With my top artists, top songs, minutes listend, and top genre.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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RIP Larry. You were dope ass little man, and you had one hell of a life. Not to mention you got over in 2 polar opposite promotions. Respect.
CM Punk and AJ Lee's dog Larry, standing on a picnic table in a park on a sunny day.
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Fake graphic for AEW Dynamite that says "AEW Dynamite Live! Tomorrow 8/7c TBS" Willow Nightingale vs MVP
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Okada is losing his smile 😞
Bring this man balloons immediately.

#AEW
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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There are four types of guys online. No exceptions.
Allan, Pim, Charlie and Glep. Sitting in the Smiling Friends kitchen watching a TV.
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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I knew I saw this somewhere before!
Homer Simpson with Snake Jailbird's hair on his head. Looking evil.
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Things are shaping up nicely.
#NJPW #AEW
Peps_Wrestling tweet that says "Part of the build-up to Konosuke Takeshita vs Kazuchika Okada will be, who main events the New Japan Wrestle Kingdom 20 show in the Tokyo Dome" Below is a picture of Okada flipping off Takeshita while the human hotdog, Don Callis , looks shocked and worried in the background.
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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A sad person laying on the ground. Below them in the dirt, their words "We still talk about you." Below, buried deep in the ground is "Daniel Bryan" holding up his eco friendly World Championship belt, made of hemp.
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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I feel like my feed needs more Moxley in it.

#CatsOfAEW
Moxley John Fluff leaning against the wall, with his fluffy belly exposed.
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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A blank, you say?
Toni Storm looking defeated and exhausted. With a microphone shoved into her face.
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Some meme worthy shots coming out for last night's AEW Wrestledream.
A defeated and exhausted Toni Storm, labeled as "America" with a microphone labeled as "the rest of the world asking how they are doing" shoved in her face.
October 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Hehehehehehehehe
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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"I'm willing to move on." Says the person who hasn't shut up about it since it happened.
An overhead shot of a massive hole with the Simpsons at the bottom of it. The caption underneath says "We'll dig our way out!"
October 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Roll Safe tapping his temple, while wearing a tinfoil hat.
September 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM