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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥

@thebloodricguy.bsky.social

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He/him. Canadian. Host of the Hero's Blade Vibe Check podcast and MTG Lexicon over on Twitch. Magic, cats and nerdy stuff in general. The #bloodricposting guy. EDH character trait: Loose Cannon. EDH continues until morale improves. LGBTQIA+ safe

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · Feb 6

Let's get reacquainted:

I'm Cole, TheBloodricGuy. I've been EDH podcasting for 3 years and am THE #bloodricposting guy!

I also host MTG Lexicon, shill my podcast @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social that I do with @girldickenergy.bsky.social and casting sick spells (usually Olorin's Searing Light)!

A spread of where the Hero's Blade Vibe Check podcast is available....it needs to be updated with the Bloodricguy. And lose the Twitter links

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 2d

WWII "Friend" poster series from the Allied Forces, originally demonstrating the various Allied forces (British, Australian, Chinese, French, Dutch, etc.) and their appearances

It reads:

"This man is your FRIEND

He fights for FREEDOM"

The image is a sepia/black and white toned image of the Portland Frog protester, simply labelled FROG

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 11h

You will hear me often say that certain strategies are rude and annoying and no one should be playing them

And then I do this to you, and suddenly all bets are off: my hypocrisy in broad daylight

Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 12h

Never beating the allegations with this borked out Commander deck that focuses on stealing your opponents creatures by any means necessary

Who needs a third color? Rakdos Sauron will do me just fine

moxfield.com/decks/3J8wYO...

Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 12h

Time to get back into the groove

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Blue Stahli @bluestahlimusic.bsky.social · 12h

Experience The Devil (Decade Edition) wherever you listen to strange music. This collects a bunch of songs that belong together including the COSMIC HORROR STARING CONTEST!!!

Play loud and revel in Virocity’s new artwork of THE GLITCHFORK!!!
linktr.ee/bluestahli

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 12h

look, at least you don't have to go to combat with your Phyrexian Arena to get it proc, it just happens on upkeep

a man in a suit says life is good but it can be better .

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 13h

Also wait a minute

Ayesha Tanaka is RIGHT THERE

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 13h

You'd be the one to figure it out

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 14h

Just this boy really

Happy, easy going, affectionate

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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 🔜 MCAtlanta! @gremlin.world · 14h

Whoa holy crap!

Californigrem sneaks up on you if you let it!

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 16h

Well slop has been taken up already by everyone else so we went with Selachian Sangromancy

Because it's a cool term

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 16h

Don't worry, we'll do it for you

Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 17h

They're cold blooded

They like warm things

Im sure if it's not ideal, they try and find warmer spots

Therefore

Empress Quinn needs a heat lamp

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 17h

captain america is sitting at a table with two other men and says " finally someone who speaks english "

Alt: captain america is sitting at a table with two other men and says " finally someone who speaks english "

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 17h

That is

Too hot

Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 17h

Are you a lizard? That's way too hot

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 17h

The greatest meme ever made between us, all because I cast Get Lost

Quinn: map tokens??!!! what do I do with those?

Cole: find yourself?

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 18h

Real big cowabummer dude

Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 18h

OH BROTHER

Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 18h

If there's any color combo that really just gets the actual "slop" designation, it's 5 color

I'm so tiiiiiiired Spectra

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 18h

Something something MTG TMNT-

ANOTHER 5 COLOR LEGEND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 19h

Let's see

- Daily Bugle Building into Bloodric and Boros Sephiroth (and others, really)
- Shadow of the Goblin into Howler and Shiko
- Biorganic Carapace for Ratonhnhaké:ton

I have some other considerations I don't have in mind right now, but it's not much otherwise

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Jack "Commissions Open" McGee @droolingdemon.bsky.social · 1d

terra

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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 1d

hmm this Art. it speaks to me

screenshot from tumblr. username @matthewsiji.com says "It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousness of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4"

username crazy-pages reblogs with the added note: "I can't decide if it's better if they're not really uploaded into the cloud, they just all tricked themselves into thinking a GPT model trained on their brain is them, so she's playing with their fake echoes in a macabre imitation of the immortality they deluded themselves into believing they had. Or if they're real and she's just about to torment them forever"

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 1d

Alright maybe. MAYBE. I'll try and tweak and finish this at some point

But idk, I more or less delivered on the idea

Yeah I'm just mixing the concept of a Dragoon from FF with Superman, that's it

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