Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥
@thebloodricguy.bsky.social
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He/him. Canadian. Host of the Hero's Blade Vibe Check podcast and MTG Lexicon over on Twitch. Magic, cats and nerdy stuff in general. The #bloodricposting guy. EDH character trait: Loose Cannon. EDH continues until morale improves. LGBTQIA+ safe
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Let's get reacquainted:

I'm Cole, TheBloodricGuy. I've been EDH podcasting for 3 years and am THE #bloodricposting guy!

I also host MTG Lexicon, shill my podcast @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social that I do with @girldickenergy.bsky.social and casting sick spells (usually Olorin's Searing Light)!
Me drinking Malort because of @thebenwa A classic Bloodric deep fried meme A logo from the Uncommon Commander podcast A spread of where the Hero's Blade Vibe Check podcast is available....it needs to be updated with the Bloodricguy. And lose the Twitter links
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Oh I know, and I know you know, but I wanted more people to call me out
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thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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thebloodricguy.bsky.social
You will hear me often say that certain strategies are rude and annoying and no one should be playing them

And then I do this to you, and suddenly all bets are off: my hypocrisy in broad daylight
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Never beating the allegations with this borked out Commander deck that focuses on stealing your opponents creatures by any means necessary

Who needs a third color? Rakdos Sauron will do me just fine

moxfield.com/decks/3J8wYO...
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Depending on how a current orzhov deck goes, I might to back to Firja

Miss that card as a commander
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thebloodricguy.bsky.social
You will hear me often say that certain strategies are rude and annoying and no one should be playing them

And then I do this to you, and suddenly all bets are off: my hypocrisy in broad daylight
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Never beating the allegations with this borked out Commander deck that focuses on stealing your opponents creatures by any means necessary

Who needs a third color? Rakdos Sauron will do me just fine

moxfield.com/decks/3J8wYO...
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bluestahlimusic.bsky.social
Experience The Devil (Decade Edition) wherever you listen to strange music. This collects a bunch of songs that belong together including the COSMIC HORROR STARING CONTEST!!!

Play loud and revel in Virocity’s new artwork of THE GLITCHFORK!!!
linktr.ee/bluestahli
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Never beating the allegations with this borked out Commander deck that focuses on stealing your opponents creatures by any means necessary

Who needs a third color? Rakdos Sauron will do me just fine

moxfield.com/decks/3J8wYO...
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Also wait a minute

Ayesha Tanaka is RIGHT THERE
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Just this boy really

Happy, easy going, affectionate
Nero mid blep He gets bags under his eyes
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gremlin.world
Whoa holy crap!

Californigrem sneaks up on you if you let it!
Today is Friday in Californigrem
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Well slop has been taken up already by everyone else so we went with Selachian Sangromancy

Because it's a cool term
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They're cold blooded

They like warm things

Im sure if it's not ideal, they try and find warmer spots

Therefore

Empress Quinn needs a heat lamp
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The greatest meme ever made between us, all because I cast Get Lost
Quinn: map tokens??!!! what do I do with those?

Cole: find yourself?
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If there's any color combo that really just gets the actual "slop" designation, it's 5 color

I'm so tiiiiiiired Spectra