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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥
@thebloodricguy.bsky.social
He/him. Canadian. Host for @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social podcast & @mtglexicon.bsky.social stream. Magic, cats and nerdy stuff in general. The #bloodricposting guy. EDH character trait: Loose Cannon. EDH continues until morale improves. LGBTQIA+ safe
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Let's get reacquainted:

I'm Cole, TheBloodricGuy. I've been EDH podcasting for 3 years and am THE #bloodricposting guy!

I also host MTG Lexicon, shill my podcast @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social that I do with @girldickenergy.bsky.social and casting sick spells (usually Olorin's Searing Light)!
Trying to figure out what direction I want to take this Fire Lord Zuko deck, kinda already at the 2.0 version

Time will tell if I dig it

moxfield.com/decks/WqokuO...
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
#bloodricposting, Avatar update edition!

Charismatic Conquerer is also here!

Get some more card selection and a global haste source via Smellerbee, "removal" via Airbender Ascension and a targeted protection spell with Enter the Avatar State, which also gives a chunk of keywords
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Is Square OK because "Yuffie and Tifa dressed as 2B" feels like an emergency lever you pull on the verge of bankruptcy
FINAL FANTASY VII EVER CRISIS | YoRHa No.2 Type B Intercept - Encounter in the City Ruins crossover event coming Nov 27th www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed-Z...
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Cole and Empress Quinn do a radio show version of ATLA's The Last Agni Kai but then the duel gets interrupted

The Radio Show Bit continues until HBVC Radio becomes a reality
Why do some video games have that really difficult dungeon on the main path? Why can't some game plots be talked about? Why does the duel to the death have to be interrupted by a sea serpent with Ward - Waterbend 4?

Find out together with the hosts on HBVC EP 53!

open.spotify.com/episode/5Fp7...
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Herald's Horn really was one of those podcasts worth your time in this vast MTG content space

Cal, Dan and Emma put a lot of time and effort into bringing the news to you every other week, established entertaining bits and clearly have a wonderful dynamic that makes me come back each episode 1/
The next episode of the Herald's Horn will be the last. ❤️ All good things must come to an end. My (Cal) life is changing pretty massively in the new year - and the whole crew is a little (read: a lot) burnt out on continually keeping up with the Magic Grind.
Thanks for watching & listening <3
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Meteor Sword making me feel things
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I love her
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
#bloodricposting time

Forgot I put together this image collage for my Bloodric primer, and quote a few of these cards aren't in the deck anymore
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Time to do some firebending
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Deck updates time, what is Johnny Mardu up to?

Oh you know, Boros, mono red, Rakdos, Mardu decks getting tune ups

Followed up with an Esper, Golgari and Temur deck
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This was bait and no one took it, c'mon people you're killing me here
#bloodricposting

This guy always comes up for consideration, even with the price point, because it makes bodies with a different keyword than what the Conqueror has

(There's the annoying part of this for people who don't wanna play ball, blow it up, etc, but uhhh yeah cool card)
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
#bloodricposting

This guy always comes up for consideration, even with the price point, because it makes bodies with a different keyword than what the Conqueror has

(There's the annoying part of this for people who don't wanna play ball, blow it up, etc, but uhhh yeah cool card)
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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💿 EP RELEASE!! 💿

🎹 Do No Harm (Atrial Mix)
🎸 Do No Harm (Ventricular Mix)

By me, @jamies.page, & @snapcube.gay

OUT NOW

shadolith.bandcamp.com/album/do-no-...
Do No Harm, by Jamie Paige, Marcy Nabors, & Penny Parker
2 track album
shadolith.bandcamp.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Why do some video games have that really difficult dungeon on the main path? Why can't some game plots be talked about? Why does the duel to the death have to be interrupted by a sea serpent with Ward - Waterbend 4?

Find out together with the hosts on HBVC EP 53!

open.spotify.com/episode/5Fp7...
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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They want instant gratification of being a creative without putting in the vulnerability and rawness of doing creative work
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Hey friends,

As many of you may have guessed by my posting yesterday, I had a friend die tragically, unexpectedly, and far too young. Please donate what you can if you are able and keep his loved ones in your thoughts www.gofundme.com/f/contribute...
Donate to Contribute to Andrew's Memorial Service, organized by Theodore Lang
Our friend Andrew has passed unexpectedly, if you encountered him going out in t… Theodore Lang needs your support for Contribute to Andrew's Memorial Service
www.gofundme.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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For a lot of people the charm of the format is building an iron man suit in a cave with a box of scraps.

A lot of the recent designs are more powerful, more popular, and the build paths are more obvious. It's not strictly bad but it does make things less appealing for the scrappers.
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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there's a goldilocks zone of the correct number of hoops to jump through for an end result. too many, and it becomes tiresome and frustrating. too few, and it's not fun.

People want to get to the equivalent of flow state when piloting their decks. These days you often end up in Boredom or Burnout
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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need snapcube to upload this to tidal immediately thank you
DO NO HARM - SnapCube, Jamie P, Marcy Nabors Ft. Penny Parker (HQ)
YouTube video by Shotodragon
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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I am reminded of one of my favorite replies to a comment under an OCRemix song with lyrics (#3106) (re-edited in the proper thread order bc youtube comments messed it all up)

Every day I wonder if this person is still out there remorsefully waiting for that reply like Gatsby longing for Daisy
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Welcome to Myths Unbound! A Magic the Gathering podcast where we examine a different folktale, urban legend, or mythical creature each episode and how it’s represented in game.

New episodes bi-weekly on Fridays! Find us on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, and iHeartRadio!
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM