Bob Keen
@thebobkeen.bsky.social
I make jokes, food, and enemies. Typically in that order.
I’m all for free speech, but people who say “I am abundance” should at least get fined.
January 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I’m all for free speech, but people who say “I am abundance” should at least get fined.
Can we just make sure Air Force 1’s traffic controller is DEI too, then?
January 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Can we just make sure Air Force 1’s traffic controller is DEI too, then?
Attack today with the confidence of a “free speech” comic on a podcast using the first amendment to convince me to put the second amendment in my mouth.
December 13, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Attack today with the confidence of a “free speech” comic on a podcast using the first amendment to convince me to put the second amendment in my mouth.
Attack today with the confidence of a guy people called a hero for shooting a health insurance CEO dead in the street until they saw your face, and now they’re just calling you hot.
December 6, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Attack today with the confidence of a guy people called a hero for shooting a health insurance CEO dead in the street until they saw your face, and now they’re just calling you hot.
Attack today with the confidence of the dude who decided the #UnitedHealthcare investor meeting should still start on time.
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Attack today with the confidence of the dude who decided the #UnitedHealthcare investor meeting should still start on time.
The food must be rough if they’re eating the customers.
December 4, 2024 at 2:53 PM
The food must be rough if they’re eating the customers.
Y’all: “I’d pay to watch Jake Paul fight ____”
Me: “I’m only paying if his next opponent is a wood chipper he gets fed into.”
Me: “I’m only paying if his next opponent is a wood chipper he gets fed into.”
November 22, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Y’all: “I’d pay to watch Jake Paul fight ____”
Me: “I’m only paying if his next opponent is a wood chipper he gets fed into.”
Me: “I’m only paying if his next opponent is a wood chipper he gets fed into.”
Don’t look now, the U.S. is about to “spread democracy” at The Hague
November 22, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Don’t look now, the U.S. is about to “spread democracy” at The Hague
Attack today with the confidence of a college girl that thinks a white claw is in any way sufficient to chase a shot of Malört
You gon’ learn today, sweetheart.
You gon’ learn today, sweetheart.
November 22, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Attack today with the confidence of a college girl that thinks a white claw is in any way sufficient to chase a shot of Malört
You gon’ learn today, sweetheart.
You gon’ learn today, sweetheart.
If I really cared about making it in comedy, I’d *checks notes* eat sandwiches in my car and rate them until I get 100k followers.
Then I’d bomb because by then I will have forgotten all my jokes. The booker won’t notice.
Then I’d bomb because by then I will have forgotten all my jokes. The booker won’t notice.
November 22, 2024 at 6:37 AM
If I really cared about making it in comedy, I’d *checks notes* eat sandwiches in my car and rate them until I get 100k followers.
Then I’d bomb because by then I will have forgotten all my jokes. The booker won’t notice.
Then I’d bomb because by then I will have forgotten all my jokes. The booker won’t notice.
Calling it right now: Matt Gaetz lays low for 3 months and comes out co-hosting a podcast with Chris D’Elia, they do an episode of Rogan that does numbers, and Shane Gillis is forced into being friends with them.
November 21, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Calling it right now: Matt Gaetz lays low for 3 months and comes out co-hosting a podcast with Chris D’Elia, they do an episode of Rogan that does numbers, and Shane Gillis is forced into being friends with them.
“Bob, if comedy only makes you angry, why do you do it?”
The same reason why people golf: It sucks, it’s pointless, leads you nowhere and makes you consistently angry.
… oh you thought there was an upshot coming?
The same reason why people golf: It sucks, it’s pointless, leads you nowhere and makes you consistently angry.
… oh you thought there was an upshot coming?
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
“Bob, if comedy only makes you angry, why do you do it?”
The same reason why people golf: It sucks, it’s pointless, leads you nowhere and makes you consistently angry.
… oh you thought there was an upshot coming?
The same reason why people golf: It sucks, it’s pointless, leads you nowhere and makes you consistently angry.
… oh you thought there was an upshot coming?
Attack today with the confidence of a TV exec with a nose full of blow, pitching the new “Baywatch,” in a world where people can just pull their phones out and watch porn instead.
November 19, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Attack today with the confidence of a TV exec with a nose full of blow, pitching the new “Baywatch,” in a world where people can just pull their phones out and watch porn instead.
If this is just Twitter for democrats, I won’t be thrilled, but it’ll still be better.
November 18, 2024 at 6:59 PM
If this is just Twitter for democrats, I won’t be thrilled, but it’ll still be better.