TheBoringCyclist
@theboringcyclist.bsky.social
That’ll show him.
January 28, 2026 at 8:24 PM
That’ll show him.
31% are evil, stupid or insane .
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
31% are evil, stupid or insane .
We has someone in our team that we all knew was stealing laptops. Management couldn’t catch him so they sent him on a work trip. Among other ‘small expenses violations’ he did your breakfast trick. That was all we needed to let him go. Laptop thefts stopped.
January 25, 2026 at 11:57 AM
We has someone in our team that we all knew was stealing laptops. Management couldn’t catch him so they sent him on a work trip. Among other ‘small expenses violations’ he did your breakfast trick. That was all we needed to let him go. Laptop thefts stopped.
It wouldn’t be 2 for long. You’ll get into your stride on the third failed marriage.
January 22, 2026 at 7:26 AM
It wouldn’t be 2 for long. You’ll get into your stride on the third failed marriage.
No cooking. No cleaning.
January 1, 2026 at 9:03 AM
No cooking. No cleaning.
Started doing this after watching “About Schmidt”. It just makes sense.
December 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Started doing this after watching “About Schmidt”. It just makes sense.
The Ocado delivery guy knows.
December 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The Ocado delivery guy knows.
Can only be two men.
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Can only be two men.
If you think they’re the same you’re not using 95% of the functions. So, in that regard, you are 100% correct.
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If you think they’re the same you’re not using 95% of the functions. So, in that regard, you are 100% correct.
“AI is Elisabeth Holmes redux x1,000”
l love that.
l love that.
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“AI is Elisabeth Holmes redux x1,000”
l love that.
l love that.
Mute. Don’t reply. If it comes up in perent teacher meetings, just say, “I don’t need that kind of information”.
They might thank you.
They might thank you.
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Mute. Don’t reply. If it comes up in perent teacher meetings, just say, “I don’t need that kind of information”.
They might thank you.
They might thank you.
Arseholes raise arseholes.
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Arseholes raise arseholes.
You should stay in bed.
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
You should stay in bed.
Drive off a cliff maybe.
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Drive off a cliff maybe.
Because you can’t see the black ones? 🤷
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Because you can’t see the black ones? 🤷
The camera will still work.
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The camera will still work.
No. The fork is a stabiliser, the knife does the work. Knife in dominant hand. Unless you don’t know how to use a knife and fork.
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
No. The fork is a stabiliser, the knife does the work. Knife in dominant hand. Unless you don’t know how to use a knife and fork.
Husband will care 50% of the time if he makes 50% of the dinners.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Husband will care 50% of the time if he makes 50% of the dinners.
