Sweet Home Alabama is basically Twister but without the tornadoes. #twister #romcoms #movies

With these tariffs against Mexico, Canada, and China, America has officially entered its find out phase. Here’s to hoping the median voter actually does something once prices skyrocket.

If any Trump voters are surprised or upset by today’s federal funding freeze, genuine question: what else did you expect? He literally said he would do this.

It has begun, friends: Whamageddon is upon us. May the odds be ever in your favor.

This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for my wife, my dogs, and not having to deal with any obnoxious conservative relatives at my table.