Dave Tooley-Boys
@theboytooley.bsky.social
Grumpy old hip hop/indie loving nerdy gamer Dad. Enjoying a cup of tea and waiting for this to all blow over..
Oh and Cats are better than Dogs. There, I’ve said it.
Oh and Cats are better than Dogs. There, I’ve said it.
So condescending… it’s hilarious how they turn away when under scrutiny.
February 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
So condescending… it’s hilarious how they turn away when under scrutiny.
I can’t wait until someone releases the Trump book… There’s so much material out there to crucify him with.
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I can’t wait until someone releases the Trump book… There’s so much material out there to crucify him with.
I’m dreading reading the next chapter…
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I’m dreading reading the next chapter…
There’s a tweet for every occasion! Peddle hate and it’s going to come back and haunt you.
January 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM
There’s a tweet for every occasion! Peddle hate and it’s going to come back and haunt you.
They just all look like they’d have nothing to say in a social environment. There’s no creativity in there.
January 28, 2026 at 10:06 AM
They just all look like they’d have nothing to say in a social environment. There’s no creativity in there.
Yep. It warms the cockles. Makes life feel a bit more Danny Champion of the World rather than 1984.
January 28, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Yep. It warms the cockles. Makes life feel a bit more Danny Champion of the World rather than 1984.
He was pretty good at Chess apparently, but I think he dodged Draughts…
January 28, 2026 at 9:58 AM
He was pretty good at Chess apparently, but I think he dodged Draughts…
I don’t use facebook these days, but on my instagram whenever I post a pic of my mum (she passed in 2006) I always get so much love from people I went to lower school with. My village folk still stay in contact at the key times of old friends lives. I love that.
January 28, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I don’t use facebook these days, but on my instagram whenever I post a pic of my mum (she passed in 2006) I always get so much love from people I went to lower school with. My village folk still stay in contact at the key times of old friends lives. I love that.
I use a playlist called “Music for Concentration”… it’s like someone has just gone “Don’t worry Dave I got you, here’s some nondescript piano music without any fun lyrics…. Trouble is, it sends me to sleep. 🎹 😴
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I use a playlist called “Music for Concentration”… it’s like someone has just gone “Don’t worry Dave I got you, here’s some nondescript piano music without any fun lyrics…. Trouble is, it sends me to sleep. 🎹 😴
Why do they ALL look half sharp? Like they’d need the joke explained more than once. No social skills other than getting pissed in a pub and shouting about migrants.
January 28, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Why do they ALL look half sharp? Like they’d need the joke explained more than once. No social skills other than getting pissed in a pub and shouting about migrants.
These people have no desire to be nice to anyone. Uneducated neanderthals with a playground attitude. They don’t want to be nice, and they revel in seeing people suffer. I wish we had an island we could put all the racists and they could fight it out amongst themselves..
January 28, 2026 at 9:37 AM
These people have no desire to be nice to anyone. Uneducated neanderthals with a playground attitude. They don’t want to be nice, and they revel in seeing people suffer. I wish we had an island we could put all the racists and they could fight it out amongst themselves..
Only if it’s over-knight delivery.
January 27, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Only if it’s over-knight delivery.
Armour make a note of that one.
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Armour make a note of that one.
I can literally remember one bit of a car tapping another car ever so slightly after skidding to a halt… 💥 That’s all I got.
January 26, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I can literally remember one bit of a car tapping another car ever so slightly after skidding to a halt… 💥 That’s all I got.
Must be. I’d like to think I’d be like that if I were famous.
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Must be. I’d like to think I’d be like that if I were famous.
I did a double take and realised others around me were gasping and pointing. Snatch was the only film I’ve seen him in. “He loves that dog.” Classic line from him. That’s all I know.
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I did a double take and realised others around me were gasping and pointing. Snatch was the only film I’ve seen him in. “He loves that dog.” Classic line from him. That’s all I know.
I once saw him walk past me in London. He was deep in discussions with a friend. I went round the block to see if I could sneak a pic, but didn’t manage it. Dammit!
January 23, 2026 at 12:14 PM
I once saw him walk past me in London. He was deep in discussions with a friend. I went round the block to see if I could sneak a pic, but didn’t manage it. Dammit!
If all your followers are as weird as us two I fear we may need to do some heavy vetting.
January 22, 2026 at 11:07 AM
If all your followers are as weird as us two I fear we may need to do some heavy vetting.
If we all chipped in though…
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 AM
If we all chipped in though…
The defendant sir is quoted as saying “But it got a laugh on Bluesky…”
January 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
The defendant sir is quoted as saying “But it got a laugh on Bluesky…”
Update… I’ve just sent my other half a lovely message (as I always do - she’s SO lucky) and my double kiss was capitalised!! 😳 I feel like a fraud.
January 16, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Update… I’ve just sent my other half a lovely message (as I always do - she’s SO lucky) and my double kiss was capitalised!! 😳 I feel like a fraud.
I don’t think there’s a “kisses” section in the settings…
January 16, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I don’t think there’s a “kisses” section in the settings…
I do two kisses… that way it doesn’t capitalise the first one… xx (any more pro tips you need, just shout)
January 16, 2026 at 11:23 AM
I do two kisses… that way it doesn’t capitalise the first one… xx (any more pro tips you need, just shout)
🤔 Shall we have a whip round for the fare?
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
🤔 Shall we have a whip round for the fare?
Someone somewhere is probably making a list… should have stayed on the right side of history…
January 13, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Someone somewhere is probably making a list… should have stayed on the right side of history…