Chris Farnell
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Chris Farnell
@thebrainofchris.bsky.social
I've written the Crew Handbook for Star Trek Lower Decks, the Prospectus for Life is Strange's Caledon University, the joke book for Doctor Who and the continuing misadventures of the deadly starship Fermi.

https://chrisfarnell.com
Jumping onto the desk is amusing, but still not an acceptable compromise.
February 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Aww, so you *do* own more than three of my books!
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I used to think that, but that's before Streeting leaked his private texts to Mandelson about how he secretly thinks the genocide in Gaza is bad.
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Also, of course, a circle of salt can bind self driving car.
February 13, 2026 at 1:23 PM
This seems reasonable. I agree with Rick but also I'm not going to go out with him.
February 13, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Once again I am asking for space battles that we shown only through the medium of someone in a chair being told things.
February 13, 2026 at 10:24 AM
You didn't take anything from Giamatti did you? He's having such a good time I refuse to let anyone interfere with it.
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 AM
It's why I'm always foraging around for a bag of Hula Hoops when I'm hungover.
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Also the reason for the really long wait for the opening credits was mostly for that extended and really quite chaste and dull sex scene, and I am of an age now where when I sit down to watch telly with my M&S microwave beef shin tortellini, I don't really want to watch teenagers fuck for ages.
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Yeah it's ghosts as well. I checked the wiki to make sure!
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Ahh yes, I see. It's because you put the wrong number of fingers.
February 13, 2026 at 9:47 AM
In Supernatural they use shotguns loaded with rock salt to kill ghosts.
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Sorry, I meant the *other* Star Trek episode they based on this movie.
February 13, 2026 at 9:42 AM