The Brat Prince
@thebratprinc3.bsky.social
27 🩷💛🩵
(her/he/they/frankly whatever)
Dattebayo or whatever the kids say
Be a decent human ✌🏻
(her/he/they/frankly whatever)
Dattebayo or whatever the kids say
Be a decent human ✌🏻
Pinned
✨ Life is a fiesta and I'm the Dollar store piñata. ✨
Me: I am having a great day out with my sibling.
My stomach: ✨✨✨No✨✨✨
My stomach: ✨✨✨No✨✨✨
September 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Me: I am having a great day out with my sibling.
My stomach: ✨✨✨No✨✨✨
My stomach: ✨✨✨No✨✨✨
Just learned I can pay for things with my phone, no card needed. What a time to be alive.
July 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just learned I can pay for things with my phone, no card needed. What a time to be alive.
Me: Wow, citrus makes my jaw hurt.
Also me: *adds extra extra lemon flavor to my lemon slushie*
Also me: *adds extra extra lemon flavor to my lemon slushie*
June 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Me: Wow, citrus makes my jaw hurt.
Also me: *adds extra extra lemon flavor to my lemon slushie*
Also me: *adds extra extra lemon flavor to my lemon slushie*
"I'm going to let myself age naturally. Whatever happens, it happens. 🙂"
- Me, as I slather myself in retinol serum.
- Me, as I slather myself in retinol serum.
January 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"I'm going to let myself age naturally. Whatever happens, it happens. 🙂"
- Me, as I slather myself in retinol serum.
- Me, as I slather myself in retinol serum.
Have you ever been uncomfortable with just.... existing? Like, nothing is going on but you exist in this moment and it's uncomfortable and you want to yell? No? Just me? Fab.
December 22, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Have you ever been uncomfortable with just.... existing? Like, nothing is going on but you exist in this moment and it's uncomfortable and you want to yell? No? Just me? Fab.
"Just calm down. There's no need to yell and get angry."
Well, speaking calmly in my inside voice didn't do the trick so feral hellbeast it is. 🤷🏻♀️
Well, speaking calmly in my inside voice didn't do the trick so feral hellbeast it is. 🤷🏻♀️
December 18, 2024 at 4:23 AM
"Just calm down. There's no need to yell and get angry."
Well, speaking calmly in my inside voice didn't do the trick so feral hellbeast it is. 🤷🏻♀️
Well, speaking calmly in my inside voice didn't do the trick so feral hellbeast it is. 🤷🏻♀️
My response to hearing it is taco Tuesday for my work team was "Oh, cha cha cha" and I have never felt more as one with my white ancestors.
November 15, 2024 at 4:24 PM
My response to hearing it is taco Tuesday for my work team was "Oh, cha cha cha" and I have never felt more as one with my white ancestors.
I try to live my life very "No prob, bob!" but in truth it's actually "There is an abundance of issues, Robert."
November 15, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I try to live my life very "No prob, bob!" but in truth it's actually "There is an abundance of issues, Robert."
✨ Life is a fiesta and I'm the Dollar store piñata. ✨
November 15, 2024 at 4:22 PM
✨ Life is a fiesta and I'm the Dollar store piñata. ✨