Patrick
@thebrazenbeard.bsky.social
This is where my musings live.
3 Simple Rules to Engaging With My Middle-aged Ass:
🚫 narrow-mindedness
🚫 politics
🚫 bigotry (except toward Flat Earthers; they're my 1 exception)
https://www.amazon.com/~/e/B0CBK6NHJL
3 Simple Rules to Engaging With My Middle-aged Ass:
🚫 narrow-mindedness
🚫 politics
🚫 bigotry (except toward Flat Earthers; they're my 1 exception)
https://www.amazon.com/~/e/B0CBK6NHJL
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Patrick
@thebrazenbeard.bsky.social
· Sep 14
You matter.
Until someone multiplies your mass by the speed of light squared—
Then you energy.
Until someone multiplies your mass by the speed of light squared—
Then you energy.
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Women are better at killing than men. They typically don't want credit because they're just solving a problem.
I mean... good morning?
I mean... good morning?
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Women are better at killing than men. They typically don't want credit because they're just solving a problem.
I mean... good morning?
I mean... good morning?
Women are better at killing than men. They typically don't want credit because they're just solving a problem.
I mean... good morning?
I mean... good morning?
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Women are better at killing than men. They typically don't want credit because they're just solving a problem.
I mean... good morning?
I mean... good morning?
Coming soon to a bookstore near not you, the long-awaited collaboration between JK Rowling & Fred Durst:
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Coming soon to a bookstore near not you, the long-awaited collaboration between JK Rowling & Fred Durst:
Right before we did this, 16 asked what happens if it doesn't break. I said I hadn't considered it, but I had thought about "what if it breaks evenly."
It means we both get a wish
It means we both get a wish
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Right before we did this, 16 asked what happens if it doesn't break. I said I hadn't considered it, but I had thought about "what if it breaks evenly."
It means we both get a wish
It means we both get a wish
Dear fellow travelers of the Bluesky,
I fear that Monday is upon us—
Remain vigilant.
Stay safe on this horrid day for it tends to be the most tumultuous one of the week. 👀
With minimal sincerity,
Me
I fear that Monday is upon us—
Remain vigilant.
Stay safe on this horrid day for it tends to be the most tumultuous one of the week. 👀
With minimal sincerity,
Me
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Dear fellow travelers of the Bluesky,
I fear that Monday is upon us—
Remain vigilant.
Stay safe on this horrid day for it tends to be the most tumultuous one of the week. 👀
With minimal sincerity,
Me
I fear that Monday is upon us—
Remain vigilant.
Stay safe on this horrid day for it tends to be the most tumultuous one of the week. 👀
With minimal sincerity,
Me
$6/lbs for ground turkey?
Not for my cheap ass.
I got a 10lbs yield from a 16lbs bird for $18, and I'm making bonus turkey stock.
Take that, grocery prices!
Not for my cheap ass.
I got a 10lbs yield from a 16lbs bird for $18, and I'm making bonus turkey stock.
Take that, grocery prices!
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
$6/lbs for ground turkey?
Not for my cheap ass.
I got a 10lbs yield from a 16lbs bird for $18, and I'm making bonus turkey stock.
Take that, grocery prices!
Not for my cheap ass.
I got a 10lbs yield from a 16lbs bird for $18, and I'm making bonus turkey stock.
Take that, grocery prices!
If someone says they speak French, everyone nods.
When I say I speak machine, people think it's a joke.
Sensing frequency drift, vibrational signatures, heat profiles, chemical traces, and mechanical harmonics is literally just another form of language.
Machines speak; people just don't listen.
When I say I speak machine, people think it's a joke.
Sensing frequency drift, vibrational signatures, heat profiles, chemical traces, and mechanical harmonics is literally just another form of language.
Machines speak; people just don't listen.
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If someone says they speak French, everyone nods.
When I say I speak machine, people think it's a joke.
Sensing frequency drift, vibrational signatures, heat profiles, chemical traces, and mechanical harmonics is literally just another form of language.
Machines speak; people just don't listen.
When I say I speak machine, people think it's a joke.
Sensing frequency drift, vibrational signatures, heat profiles, chemical traces, and mechanical harmonics is literally just another form of language.
Machines speak; people just don't listen.
My buddy spotted this in the wild today
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My buddy spotted this in the wild today
Morning, Bluesky peeps
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Morning, Bluesky peeps
Dammit. I accidentally waterboarded myself and now everything smells like bananas.
👃😤🍌
👃😤🍌
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Dammit. I accidentally waterboarded myself and now everything smells like bananas.
👃😤🍌
👃😤🍌
"They're just going to ask you trivial questions like 'what kind of animal would you be?'"
Me preparing the supply chain liaison for an interesting lunch:
Me preparing the supply chain liaison for an interesting lunch:
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"They're just going to ask you trivial questions like 'what kind of animal would you be?'"
Me preparing the supply chain liaison for an interesting lunch:
Me preparing the supply chain liaison for an interesting lunch:
Here's a 1-week meal plan I created with my GPT. It includes:
• shopping list
• meal prep
• recipes
• storage
• shopping list
• meal prep
• recipes
• storage
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Here's a 1-week meal plan I created with my GPT. It includes:
• shopping list
• meal prep
• recipes
• storage
• shopping list
• meal prep
• recipes
• storage
Good morning, Bluesky people.
I found out the food pyramid I grew up being indoctrinated with was bullshit controlled by corporate lobbyists. Even the current USDA "MyPlate" isn't accurate.
To fight the man, I created a GPT for healthy meal planning in the US.
chatgpt.com/g/g-6911ba4f...
I found out the food pyramid I grew up being indoctrinated with was bullshit controlled by corporate lobbyists. Even the current USDA "MyPlate" isn't accurate.
To fight the man, I created a GPT for healthy meal planning in the US.
chatgpt.com/g/g-6911ba4f...
ChatGPT - MyHealthyPlate Pro
U.S.-based, WHO-aligned, plant-forward recipe expert with zero ultra-processed foods.
chatgpt.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Good morning, Bluesky people.
I found out the food pyramid I grew up being indoctrinated with was bullshit controlled by corporate lobbyists. Even the current USDA "MyPlate" isn't accurate.
To fight the man, I created a GPT for healthy meal planning in the US.
chatgpt.com/g/g-6911ba4f...
I found out the food pyramid I grew up being indoctrinated with was bullshit controlled by corporate lobbyists. Even the current USDA "MyPlate" isn't accurate.
To fight the man, I created a GPT for healthy meal planning in the US.
chatgpt.com/g/g-6911ba4f...
Beanbag chairs aren't seating.
If I wanted to sit on a beanbag, I'd be running around all Winnie the Pooh style.
If I wanted to sit on a beanbag, I'd be running around all Winnie the Pooh style.
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Beanbag chairs aren't seating.
If I wanted to sit on a beanbag, I'd be running around all Winnie the Pooh style.
If I wanted to sit on a beanbag, I'd be running around all Winnie the Pooh style.
If you need more reasons to not use Facebook/Instagram/whatever else "Meta" is. I finally broke down and deleted mine last week.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/m...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/m...
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If you need more reasons to not use Facebook/Instagram/whatever else "Meta" is. I finally broke down and deleted mine last week.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/m...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/m...
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
I'm going to have quite the macrbe morherhood.
I'm going to have quite the macrbe morherhood.
November 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
I'm going to have quite the macrbe morherhood.
I'm going to have quite the macrbe morherhood.
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Did you know the company known for their turkey, Butterball, emerged in the 1940s in Chicago?
Also around that time, vast amounts of plump children, displaced by the Great Depression, mysteriously disappeared in neighboring Indiana towns.
You should really learn the history of things I made up.
Also around that time, vast amounts of plump children, displaced by the Great Depression, mysteriously disappeared in neighboring Indiana towns.
You should really learn the history of things I made up.
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Did you know the company known for their turkey, Butterball, emerged in the 1940s in Chicago?
Also around that time, vast amounts of plump children, displaced by the Great Depression, mysteriously disappeared in neighboring Indiana towns.
You should really learn the history of things I made up.
Also around that time, vast amounts of plump children, displaced by the Great Depression, mysteriously disappeared in neighboring Indiana towns.
You should really learn the history of things I made up.
Did you know the company known for their turkey, Butterball, emerged in the 1940s in Chicago?
Also around that time, vast amounts of plump children, displaced by the Great Depression, mysteriously disappeared in neighboring Indiana towns.
You should really learn the history of things I made up.
Also around that time, vast amounts of plump children, displaced by the Great Depression, mysteriously disappeared in neighboring Indiana towns.
You should really learn the history of things I made up.
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Did you know the company known for their turkey, Butterball, emerged in the 1940s in Chicago?
Also around that time, vast amounts of plump children, displaced by the Great Depression, mysteriously disappeared in neighboring Indiana towns.
You should really learn the history of things I made up.
Also around that time, vast amounts of plump children, displaced by the Great Depression, mysteriously disappeared in neighboring Indiana towns.
You should really learn the history of things I made up.
If being bipolar were turned into a song, Csárdás by Vittorio Monti would be it.
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
If being bipolar were turned into a song, Csárdás by Vittorio Monti would be it.
Morning Bluesky peeps
October 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Morning Bluesky peeps
