The Cactaceae
@thecactaceae.bsky.social
Freelance Shitposter, Content Gremlin
29, Scottish, He/They
Pronounced however you like (Cacta-say, Cact-(h)ey-see-(y)ay, Cac-tay-sha), Cact or Cacta is fine!
29, Scottish, He/They
Pronounced however you like (Cacta-say, Cact-(h)ey-see-(y)ay, Cac-tay-sha), Cact or Cacta is fine!
jyggy when he sees math @jyggy.live @tantrummerch.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
jyggy when he sees math @jyggy.live @tantrummerch.com
It's the final day of Streamers vs Everybody! Follow the advice of... Eve... Rybody? idk I'm not good at names, but tune in now at twitch.tv/tantrummerch and support Starlight Children's Foundation! (warning: audio may be loud on this - Bluesky is amplifying audio for no reason)
@tantrummerch.com
@tantrummerch.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's the final day of Streamers vs Everybody! Follow the advice of... Eve... Rybody? idk I'm not good at names, but tune in now at twitch.tv/tantrummerch and support Starlight Children's Foundation! (warning: audio may be loud on this - Bluesky is amplifying audio for no reason)
@tantrummerch.com
@tantrummerch.com
it's peanut butter jyggy time at Streamers vs Everybody twitch.tv/tantrummerch @jyggy.live @tantrummerch.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
it's peanut butter jyggy time at Streamers vs Everybody twitch.tv/tantrummerch @jyggy.live @tantrummerch.com
Jyggy pronounced Archipelago in a way that made me think of a little Clippy style mascot, so meet Archie Pelago (who comes complete with a little Streamers vs Everybody bomb, which you should be watching/donating to at twitch.tv/tantrummerch)! @jyggy.live @tantrummerch.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Jyggy pronounced Archipelago in a way that made me think of a little Clippy style mascot, so meet Archie Pelago (who comes complete with a little Streamers vs Everybody bomb, which you should be watching/donating to at twitch.tv/tantrummerch)! @jyggy.live @tantrummerch.com
can't wait til the resort opens #DiscOnly @protonjon.bsky.social @tomfawkes.com @stephenge.org @the8bitdrummer.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
can't wait til the resort opens #DiscOnly @protonjon.bsky.social @tomfawkes.com @stephenge.org @the8bitdrummer.bsky.social
I vaguely remember this mentioned as an idea by @graham.loadingreadyrun.com during Desert Bus, but I can't find anything mentioning it so maybe I dreamt it (I'm not the first to do something similar, either)
(also the Thomas background has nothing to do with anything, it's just what I had to hand)
(also the Thomas background has nothing to do with anything, it's just what I had to hand)
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I vaguely remember this mentioned as an idea by @graham.loadingreadyrun.com during Desert Bus, but I can't find anything mentioning it so maybe I dreamt it (I'm not the first to do something similar, either)
(also the Thomas background has nothing to do with anything, it's just what I had to hand)
(also the Thomas background has nothing to do with anything, it's just what I had to hand)
Someone responded to the post pictured asking why she hadn't banned them - and she replied to them with "WAFFLES!"
And then posted the picture of waffles today.
And then posted the picture of waffles today.
October 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Someone responded to the post pictured asking why she hadn't banned them - and she replied to them with "WAFFLES!"
And then posted the picture of waffles today.
And then posted the picture of waffles today.
You ever just
You ever just see
...I just don't have the words, what the FUCK
You ever just see
...I just don't have the words, what the FUCK
September 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You ever just
You ever just see
...I just don't have the words, what the FUCK
You ever just see
...I just don't have the words, what the FUCK
It's been TWO MONTHS since I posted a meme (memer's block, mostly) - so I at least have an oldie I made that I haven't posted here!
September 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It's been TWO MONTHS since I posted a meme (memer's block, mostly) - so I at least have an oldie I made that I haven't posted here!
*gasp* they're gone
September 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
*gasp* they're gone
Feels like they're trying to compete with Nik Naks (which have been a thing here since 1982)
August 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Feels like they're trying to compete with Nik Naks (which have been a thing here since 1982)
A Forfar bridie is a good shout, I would personally recommend a steak bridie (bits of steak, gravy but not too much) available in most bakers, some better than others (Stephens Bakery's website is literally steakbridie.com for their association with it)
August 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A Forfar bridie is a good shout, I would personally recommend a steak bridie (bits of steak, gravy but not too much) available in most bakers, some better than others (Stephens Bakery's website is literally steakbridie.com for their association with it)
I mean, it's technically not inaccurate but I feel it sliiightly underplays her success...
August 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I mean, it's technically not inaccurate but I feel it sliiightly underplays her success...
this is one of those slightly cursed infinite GIFs you only get once in a while @jepson.tv @tabbychu.bsky.social
July 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
this is one of those slightly cursed infinite GIFs you only get once in a while @jepson.tv @tabbychu.bsky.social
Now that Bluesky is rolling out their verification with Epic's KWS early, I'll point to this as well - they are, according to their site, NOT signed onto the standards or accreditation in the UK. Be aware.
July 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Now that Bluesky is rolling out their verification with Epic's KWS early, I'll point to this as well - they are, according to their site, NOT signed onto the standards or accreditation in the UK. Be aware.
...interesting that this suddenly pops up, isn't it?
July 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
...interesting that this suddenly pops up, isn't it?
There ARE some positives, if you could call them that, here's an example: Reddit's age verification uses a company called Persona who have the certification from the Age Check Certification Scheme (who suggested Ofcom should make these standards and accreditations compulsory)
July 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There ARE some positives, if you could call them that, here's an example: Reddit's age verification uses a company called Persona who have the certification from the Age Check Certification Scheme (who suggested Ofcom should make these standards and accreditations compulsory)
You're an ideas guy with a bucket of grey ooze that morphs into a mess of bad continuity, creepy anatomy and blatant copyright infringement when you scream at it to change form - and it ALWAYS screams of the grey ooze in the end.
July 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
You're an ideas guy with a bucket of grey ooze that morphs into a mess of bad continuity, creepy anatomy and blatant copyright infringement when you scream at it to change form - and it ALWAYS screams of the grey ooze in the end.
This might be one of the worst articles I've seen come out of The Guardian - and that's saying something. Not only is it a disturbing AI puffpiece, but it also blatantly advertises a columnist's podcast (Marina Hyde has been a columnist with them for 25 years, hardly difficult to spot)
July 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
This might be one of the worst articles I've seen come out of The Guardian - and that's saying something. Not only is it a disturbing AI puffpiece, but it also blatantly advertises a columnist's podcast (Marina Hyde has been a columnist with them for 25 years, hardly difficult to spot)
This is a mobile GIF upload test - also look at this meme
July 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is a mobile GIF upload test - also look at this meme
No... No, I had not...
July 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
No... No, I had not...
So you're saying that the UK financial markets were affected negatively... because a woman was spotted in tears, on what's said to be a personal matter... and the opposition party's (Conservatives) response was to keep attacking said woman...
...why? Why is this somehow an okay thing to do?
...why? Why is this somehow an okay thing to do?
July 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
So you're saying that the UK financial markets were affected negatively... because a woman was spotted in tears, on what's said to be a personal matter... and the opposition party's (Conservatives) response was to keep attacking said woman...
...why? Why is this somehow an okay thing to do?
...why? Why is this somehow an okay thing to do?
Jyggy: he always has a bit @jyggy.live
July 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Jyggy: he always has a bit @jyggy.live
MORE PINS FOR THE PIN GODS, always enjoy when a @tantrummerch.com order comes in! @zeldathon.com @jepson.tv
June 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
MORE PINS FOR THE PIN GODS, always enjoy when a @tantrummerch.com order comes in! @zeldathon.com @jepson.tv
It was a bit ago, I imagine a cinnamon based one would be good tho
June 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It was a bit ago, I imagine a cinnamon based one would be good tho