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www.thecanadianer.com/perrydinner
Justin Trudeau-Katy Perry dinner ends with bitter disagreement about Eagle Spirit pipeline.
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August 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/dollarache
Toronto man walks 3 city blocks without seeing a Dollarama, becomes disoriented.
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June 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/ndpwork
NDP lose official party status but pick up some yardwork.
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May 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/trumppuppet
Trump says finger-puppet show proof of genocide.
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May 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/leafsteetime
Leafs lose tee time to older, tougher golfers from Florida.
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May 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/carneycabinet
Carney appoints actual cabinet to cabinet.
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May 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/carneysearch
Carney says meeting with Trump went well despite Fentanyl cavity search.
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May 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/ppvotes
Poilievre to run in riding of WhiteyWhite-Straightsville.
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May 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/trumpblames
Trump blames on going confusion over death of Gene Hackman for plummeting economy.
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May 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/blanchet
"Canada is an artificial country with very little meaning." Says man with very little meaning.
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April 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/popevance
Cheap eyeliner inhalation suspected in Pope's death.
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April 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/lettuceenter...
Excitement builds for tainted Romaine season.
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April 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/greensdone
Parking ticket sinks Green Party.
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April 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/direwolf
Scientists hopeful they'll find loving 'forever home' for Dire Wolf they cranked out.
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April 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/trumptariff
Trump confuses office Baseball pool with economic devastation.
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April 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/vancestalker
Greenland ignores Vance texts, so VP just 'shows up' at Greenland's favourite bar.
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March 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/hegbottle
Hegseth includes 'Dial-a-Bottle' in war plan group chat.
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March 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/sketchbay
Totally sketchy guy happy he can still cut through The Bay on his way to do fuck knows what.
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March 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/eggdrop
Canada offers 'Emergency Egg drop' over Whitehouse.
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March 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/foodie
Man with 300 dollar lemon-zester insists he's not a 'Foodie.'
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March 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/catsitter
Friend talking shit about you to your cat while you're in Mexico.
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March 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/warmcrisis
Unseasonably warm temperatures helping ease housing crisis in Ontario.
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March 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/gluetrap
Poilievre found twitching in glue trap. "Squeaking became unbearable" say neighbours.
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March 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/ganderman
Gander man sends American family 'Hospitality Tariff' for "Saving their ungrateful arses."
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March 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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www.thecanadianer.com/optimism
Local optimist points out most cults end in mass group suicide.
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March 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM