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2. Friction

If you find yourself face to face with an armed thug who wants you do to do something -- as part of your job, as a law-abiding citizen, whatever, ask yourself: what would the most incompetent fool in the universe do in this situation? Then do that
How To Fight A Military Occupation
Friction. Obstruction. Demoralization.
www.bannedinyourstate.com
August 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Having anxiety is so embarrassing like what do you mean I think I’m in Big Trouble™️ because in two separate meetings, people asked me to stay on and it was literally just to talk about normal work stuff
August 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The alt text on this one… ♈️
It's back to school season which means you should check your school playground for these common hazards and Megalodon.
August 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
For literal ~years~, my friend Brian has been offering to share his Plex library with me. The only obstacle? Me clicking on a link in an email.

Today, that journey comes to an end. The catalyst? Wanting to see the forbidden IASIP episodes.

#motivation
August 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
One of my fondest memories from high school is when my classmate put those tiny rubber bands on every bracket of his braces and when the substitute teacher checked in, he said, “My orthodontist said I had to do it like this.”
August 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Today I used a public restroom that smelled so bad, I realized I wouldn’t survive traveling to the distant past because if everything smelled like that on a regular basis, I’d lose any remaining grasp of reality.
July 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Gizmo’s 2nd birthday was on Tuesday and his Fi tracking app had ChatGPT write a poem. Starting it off by rhyming “glee” with “glee” is a bold choice.
July 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
@paramountplus.com You should add the option to play RENO 911! episodes in random order.

You could do it for other shows too, but RENO 911! should get it first.
July 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Guess I’ll just shitpost through it.

Here’s a free idea: if you’re looking to a name a beagle, why not Sméagol?

(Autocorrect added the accent. Nice job, Apple.)
July 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Today we’re launching like six months of work, and it’s my first launch as solo PO. So this is what’s happening in my 🧠:
ADHD/Anxiety: DO SOMETHING
Me: There’s nothing urgent for me to do, other than be available!!!!
A/A: ARE U SURE?!
Me: Yes!!
A/A: THEN MAKE SOMETHING UP
July 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Connections
Puzzle #667
🟪🟨🟩🟦 <-- Wyna Liu got me good 🕵️
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#connections #nytconnections #nytpuzzles
April 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Wordle 1,367 2/6*

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WordleBot
Skill 61/99
Luck 91/99

On a roll!!!!!!! 🎡
March 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Wordle 1,366 2/6*

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Skill 69/99
Luck 89/99

Another excellent day for #wordle
March 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Wordle 1,360 2/6*

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Skill 99/99
Luck 90/99

I did a good job.
March 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Bringing back this fave from 2018 in honor of the #NationalDogShow and the best little biscuit, Dr. Ollie Biscuits

Schnauzers Rioting Outside Madison Square Garden Following Westminster Dog Show Defeat — theonion.com/schnauzers-r...
Schnauzers Rioting Outside Madison Square Garden Following Westminster Dog Show Defeat
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November 28, 2024 at 7:45 PM