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perpetually a WIP.
perpetually a WIP.
Asked hot therapist if she had a referral code for therapist training and it felt like she was insisting a little bit too hard that she doesn't get a kickback.... Hmmm
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Asked hot therapist if she had a referral code for therapist training and it felt like she was insisting a little bit too hard that she doesn't get a kickback.... Hmmm
Telling Loki to relax when we have delivery people like I don't know how to help regulate his emotions lol lmao
February 12, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Telling Loki to relax when we have delivery people like I don't know how to help regulate his emotions lol lmao
Can't find a light roast coffee in Singapore to save my fucking life
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Can't find a light roast coffee in Singapore to save my fucking life
Didn't realise Kate Hudson was hot until she played a girl boss and now I hate myself for this
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Didn't realise Kate Hudson was hot until she played a girl boss and now I hate myself for this
I have zero artistic depth to me so obviously this was just a fun, uncomplicated bop when I found the band last year 😒
tiptoeing
YouTube video by senses - Topic
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February 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I have zero artistic depth to me so obviously this was just a fun, uncomplicated bop when I found the band last year 😒
Might do something extra like use a cinestill throughout Lunar New Year and see what I end up with. an expensive trial of my own competencies or lack thereof, but why not I guess.
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Might do something extra like use a cinestill throughout Lunar New Year and see what I end up with. an expensive trial of my own competencies or lack thereof, but why not I guess.
This is maximum "rich people problems", I totally get it, but our domestic helper changed my bedsheets to white ones and I'm 5 days to my period, so I'm stressed lmao
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
This is maximum "rich people problems", I totally get it, but our domestic helper changed my bedsheets to white ones and I'm 5 days to my period, so I'm stressed lmao
So strange to be at NTU.. In another life this could've been me, ew
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
So strange to be at NTU.. In another life this could've been me, ew
I am so fucking tired. But, how the fuck am I supposed to stop?
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I am so fucking tired. But, how the fuck am I supposed to stop?
Am...am I sabrina carpenter? Should I pivot hard to corsets and shiny tights? Bind my feet to wear heels?
February 8, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Am...am I sabrina carpenter? Should I pivot hard to corsets and shiny tights? Bind my feet to wear heels?
Interesting to find out that sabrina carpenter goes to a male therapist, but why? Statistically less likely, I suppose, but also probably sexism lmao.
February 8, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Interesting to find out that sabrina carpenter goes to a male therapist, but why? Statistically less likely, I suppose, but also probably sexism lmao.
I finally feel for once that I've changed and progressed internally, and for what, tbh? To have my external circumstances be exactly the same as half a lifetime ago? Get a fucking grip, me.
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I finally feel for once that I've changed and progressed internally, and for what, tbh? To have my external circumstances be exactly the same as half a lifetime ago? Get a fucking grip, me.
Loki was in the room with me for therapy and we almost had a repeat telecast of "my hands are up here" as he made suspiciously wet and flappy noises off camera, fml
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Loki was in the room with me for therapy and we almost had a repeat telecast of "my hands are up here" as he made suspiciously wet and flappy noises off camera, fml
i'm being referenced in this video and i don't think i like it
SPIN on Instagram: "Patrice O’Neal explaining the allure of Radiohead’s “Creep” is an all-timer 🤣
(📽️ via yt/Neccoguy21)"
28K likes, 524 comments - spinmag on September 21, 2024: "Patrice O’Neal explaining the allure of Radiohead’s “Creep” is an all-timer 🤣
(📽️ via yt/Neccoguy21)".
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February 6, 2026 at 6:27 AM
i'm being referenced in this video and i don't think i like it
learning how online shopping works in singapore is so disorienting somehow. feels like things are convenient in like, the most inconvenient way possible? i don't know where is home anymore.
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
learning how online shopping works in singapore is so disorienting somehow. feels like things are convenient in like, the most inconvenient way possible? i don't know where is home anymore.
so let me go towards the morning star/ with hope it won't disappear
February 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
so let me go towards the morning star/ with hope it won't disappear
Another shit night, I reckon melatonin supplements are a scam you know. *buys 12 bottles of them*
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Another shit night, I reckon melatonin supplements are a scam you know. *buys 12 bottles of them*
Just had my first HTHT with my mum in years and I'm shooketh. Gotta tell hot therapist that I don't need her to be mummy anymore, only to be hot Mummy
February 2, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Just had my first HTHT with my mum in years and I'm shooketh. Gotta tell hot therapist that I don't need her to be mummy anymore, only to be hot Mummy
Told hot therapist that all my friends know her, and she said she was curious about what do they know her as... Errrrrrr took a super long winded way to say "some know your name but also most say Your Hot Therapist so..."
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Told hot therapist that all my friends know her, and she said she was curious about what do they know her as... Errrrrrr took a super long winded way to say "some know your name but also most say Your Hot Therapist so..."
2011 me knew what's up ..
February 1, 2026 at 7:58 AM
2011 me knew what's up ..
"shoulda seen it coming when the roses died" is a little bit on the nose tbh
Bon Jovi - This Ain't A Love Song (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BonJoviVEVO
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February 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM
"shoulda seen it coming when the roses died" is a little bit on the nose tbh
Mad to me that a chicken rice stall at a hawker centre can be literally on the Michelin guide and Google reviews are like "hmm, 3.9"
February 1, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Mad to me that a chicken rice stall at a hawker centre can be literally on the Michelin guide and Google reviews are like "hmm, 3.9"
ALMOST DOESN'T COUNT!!!
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
ALMOST DOESN'T COUNT!!!
"you're too good at this role for it to not be rehearsed"
What a fucking bar
What a fucking bar
January 31, 2026 at 11:08 PM
"you're too good at this role for it to not be rehearsed"
What a fucking bar
What a fucking bar