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Silver Tongued Devil

@thechainedoblivion.bsky.social

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MDNI! I have exited for millennia (30's), seen the world rise from the flames of creation. Before I was a man, I was a beast. Formed when I gained control. Try not to get on my nerves. I'd prefer you on my dick. Aspiring VA/Writer

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Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 3m

Alright.
Do you want chips with that?

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Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 4m

Not a chance in hell!
(Tho I'd still probably go instead if you even when you lose. But the moral victory is still there, damn it!)

Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 5m

Classy classy, gotta respect it

Crank style motor, right?

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Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 6m

Barking and whistling too if need be.
I'll even let out a "zoinks" if that's what it takes.

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Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 7m

I sweaaaar!
Look... Go over, bend and search his crate. I'm sure you'll find them.
but... like... don't pull up those sweats.

Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 9m

I'm listening

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Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 10m

Was the "AWOOOOGA" horn effect made when you squeezed your nuts?

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Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 11m

Can I kindly request to have that wagon run straight over my face? Multiple times? In quick succession?
Please? 🥹

Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 12m

Happy birthday, brotherman!
I hope you live to see at least another 60. We'll talk about going further than that when the time comes haha

Raise a toast with me!
To pussy and gunpowder.
Live by one, die by the other.
Love the smell of both!

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Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 22m

Hey! I put them back..... inmypocketforsafekeeping....
Don't look at me!
Must have been the dog/cat. He's always up to shenanigans

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Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 27m

First one to come up for air is the loser and has to make a coffee run in the afternoon?

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Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 35m

Yeah... Yeaaaah.... I see why someone would steal and sniff those... 😵‍💫

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Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 1h

Always

Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 3h

Ayyyyeeeee... Tho yours ain't true. People like you s lot (yes, i am a part of people) 😘

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Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 10h

Made ya smile tho! 🤭🤗💜

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Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 10h

Hahahah hoy! Baka-yaro! Kono-yaro!

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Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 10h

In the name of daddy issues. Using someone's son. And the holY SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS 🥵

Amen.

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Poly Poly Oxxxen Free! @polypolyoxenfree.me · 10h

Day 8: Uniforms!

A habit counts as a uniform, right??? 😏😈

(P.S. If you haven't read @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social's "Possession" yet, you really should. This photo was inspired by it.)