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Set Piece: UFL Keeps Trying to Make Fetch Happen thechaosleague.com/2025/10/07/u... #NWSL
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The Chaos League ⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thechaosleague.com · 21h
Also I’ll always hate this new U(S)FL since they scooped up the Breakers trademark, even though the soccer Breakers existing for far longer than the prior pointyball Breakers.

(And some of that blame does go to the NWSL, but they were uh, busy in 2021.)
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The Chaos League ⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thechaosleague.com · 21h
I ran out of room, but Houston’s mascot is a very obvious choice (and I’m sure the climate there won’t be friendly to the wear on the field either.)
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The Chaos League ⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thechaosleague.com · 21h
Oh look dumbass pointyball is expanding to tear up more pitches:

www.theufl.com/news/united-...

Orlando being orange feels like a diss to the Space City derby.

The tagline “A new reign begins in Louisville” ignores Bev Yanez and Bethany Balcer spent time in the 206. 🤪

And RIP Audi Field.

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United Football League Announces New Vision, New Markets and Team Rebrands for 2026
Columbus Aviators, Louisville Kings, and Orlando Storm To Kick Off This Spring
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Douglas Reyes-Ceroñ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 1d
love to have NWSL's broadcast partner CBS running a whole CarMax ad during a player substitution and proceed to miss an entire goal by KC Current

absolute amateur hour
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 2d
Become Ungovernable
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Lesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 2d
Ella Masar poked her head in the conference room after the presser and joked “want to know what I thought?”

She was promptly shooed away.
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Taylor Vincent @tayvincent6.bsky.social · 2d
Based on the coaches needing to be kept separate after the final whistle, I'm gonna guess that postgame press conferences will be fun today
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Lesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 2d
Both head coaches exchanging some words at full time here.

Naeher once again in the middle of it keeping the peace.
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Chris Wilhelm @cwilhelm24.bsky.social · 2d
Hot damn, nice road point, #ReignFC! No bus in the history of parking the bus has ever been parked as brilliantly as the Reign parked the motherfucking bus today!!! 💙💛 #NWSL
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The Chaos League ⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thechaosleague.com · 2d
School Spirit Night should’ve been if DC was playing Gotham. #GFCvSEA #NWSL
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The Chaos League ⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thechaosleague.com · 2d
Mike with the Tide ad-read at the perfect time . #GFCvSEA #NWSL
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The Chaos League ⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thechaosleague.com · 2d
Zerboni seems pleased we’ll have a physical one… #GFCvSEA #NWSL
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Ray Radlein @radlein.bsky.social · 2d
Huh. McCall Zerboni is in the booth for the Gotham vs Seattle match, which is going to make it hard for her to collect five fouls and a yellow card today, BUT I BELIEVE IN HER

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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 2d
Rosemonde Kouassi launches a hail mary from distance for the game-winner 🚀
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Lesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 2d
Video board at SeatGeek advertising next year’s season ticket benefits, including a “limited addition item”
On stage at SeatGeek stadiums south end is a Lucha Libre ring. The video board is suspended above advertising the season ticket benefits next year. BENEFIT STANDARD PREMIUM ANNUAL MEMBER GIFT STM DISCOUNTS (MERCHANDISE, PARKING & YOUTH CAMPS) SUITE RENTAL CREDIT* PREMIUM MEMBER EXCLUSIVE EVENT 2026 LIMITED ADDITION ITEM AND MORE!
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Gal Pal Sports @galpalsports.bsky.social · 2d
NEAT
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Lesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 2d
It’s a Chicago Stars game day at SeatGeek stadium!

The stars haven’t won a game at this stadium in a full calendar year.
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BigXThaHug @iamgoog.bsky.social · 3d
Nwsl scheduling where they cant even stagger the games by 15 minutes so we dont have overlapping halftime drives me mad
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Keeper Notes @keepernotes.bsky.social · 3d
Arguably the biggest win in club history for Louisville:

- 1st time to beat Courage IN North Carolina
- Sears 1st career brace & 1st LOU player to score 10 goals in one season
- Club extends single-season records for wins, pts, road wins
- Fischer GWG + assist
- Balcer 1st goal contribution of 2025
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The Chaos League ⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thechaosleague.com · 3d
Who’s next? #NWSL
Grim reaper opening doors for Chicago Stars, Bay FC, and who might be next?
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The Chaos League ⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thechaosleague.com · 3d
Loyden does it plenty and it’s funny because JP either doesn’t get the reference or isn’t playing which makes that work. #NWSL
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The Chaos League ⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thechaosleague.com · 3d
We really need more Angeli/Sheridan random/weird exchanges during the late games—I feel like a little more unhingedness gets away from the go-to talking points (naming players in passing and youngest players.) #PORvBAY #NWSL
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Nikita @kryptobanana.bsky.social · 3d
Probably the best photo of Sincy I took last year for NWSL.
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The Chaos League ⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thechaosleague.com · 3d
(Reminds me of how the Lakers would only light their court and gave a really cool look.) #PORvBAY #NWSL
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The Chaos League ⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thechaosleague.com · 3d
I want to eventually visit Portland for a game (I’ve been before, but the Thorns were out of town), but I have to ask anyone who has been to Providence Park recently: is the lighting as direct on the field (and mostly dim as you go deeper in the stands) as it looks on TV?

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The Chaos League ⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thechaosleague.com · 3d
“Racing gives up goals late in games.”

Up by 2 at the 90’ mark should be enough of a buffer?

#NCvLOU #NWSL

(I waited until it was over to not jinx it.)
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