Me: Not coming into the office today, not feeling well. Should I move our coffee meeting with that vendor?
Manager: No I can just take it
Me: Do you need me to prep you with stuff beforehand?
Manager: Ideally, yes
Me: ...so can we reschedule?
(we rescheduled)
Manager: No I can just take it
Me: Do you need me to prep you with stuff beforehand?
Manager: Ideally, yes
Me: ...so can we reschedule?
(we rescheduled)
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Me: Not coming into the office today, not feeling well. Should I move our coffee meeting with that vendor?
Manager: No I can just take it
Me: Do you need me to prep you with stuff beforehand?
Manager: Ideally, yes
Me: ...so can we reschedule?
(we rescheduled)
Manager: No I can just take it
Me: Do you need me to prep you with stuff beforehand?
Manager: Ideally, yes
Me: ...so can we reschedule?
(we rescheduled)
I don't think people understand just how fat my ass is
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I don't think people understand just how fat my ass is
I just can't bring myself to find Rachel Sennott interesting. Loved Bottoms, tho!
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I just can't bring myself to find Rachel Sennott interesting. Loved Bottoms, tho!
I hope the floor he fell on is okay
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I hope the floor he fell on is okay
I can't (can) believe Sidetrack made me dance to Taylor Swift
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I can't (can) believe Sidetrack made me dance to Taylor Swift
Well my manager's boyfriend may not like me but he sure does have a thing for my husband!
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Well my manager's boyfriend may not like me but he sure does have a thing for my husband!
Aborting his kids at 30,000 ft was a new experience for me this morning
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Aborting his kids at 30,000 ft was a new experience for me this morning
There was a woman on my flight in first class with an iPhone that still had a button on the front...
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
There was a woman on my flight in first class with an iPhone that still had a button on the front...
I have been getting my back blown out by the same man for 13 years...
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I have been getting my back blown out by the same man for 13 years...
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And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
The Democrats, by and large, support this.
October 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The Democrats, by and large, support this.
I know my nephew was raised right because despite being only 9 years old and having never lived in Chicago, he still calls it the Sears tower.
September 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I know my nephew was raised right because despite being only 9 years old and having never lived in Chicago, he still calls it the Sears tower.
She's allergic to serving
Taylor Swift unveils new cover for her upcoming album ‘The Life of a Showgirl.’
Out October 3rd.
Out October 3rd.
September 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
She's allergic to serving
Just did the math and we spent just shy of $4k at Target in 2024. I know their asses are hurting from this boycott because our spending alone is down 75% YoY there😂
September 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Just did the math and we spent just shy of $4k at Target in 2024. I know their asses are hurting from this boycott because our spending alone is down 75% YoY there😂
Canceled Disney+ over this Jimmy Kimmel bs
September 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Canceled Disney+ over this Jimmy Kimmel bs
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"I never stood with Bibi."
September 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"I never stood with Bibi."
Straight coworker drunkenly talked my ear off for a full hour😭 I need a cleanse..
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Straight coworker drunkenly talked my ear off for a full hour😭 I need a cleanse..
Is there something about Ad Ops that make people stupid, or do stupid people just fall into careers in Ad Ops?
August 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Is there something about Ad Ops that make people stupid, or do stupid people just fall into careers in Ad Ops?
Just sent one of the bitchiest emails of my life😭 You know it's bad when you have to start it with "Respectfully,...”
August 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just sent one of the bitchiest emails of my life😭 You know it's bad when you have to start it with "Respectfully,...”
Always a shame to lose someone to the Cult of Barry's!
August 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Always a shame to lose someone to the Cult of Barry's!
Anyone telling you the SC won't overturn Obergefell is lying to you
I urge everyone who is understandably disturbed by the petition news to consider how very unlikely it is for the Court to even take this up, much less reverse Obergefell. Unlike abortion, marriage opponents don’t have the same social movement that anti-abortion forces did, which was core to the GOP.
Obergefell v. Hodges made me believe in the whole "arc of history bends towards justice." In the 90s, I didn't think gay marriage would be legalized in my lifetime because homophobia was so deeply ingrained. We would have never gotten here without the decision and now it may be overturned.
August 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Anyone telling you the SC won't overturn Obergefell is lying to you
You could never convince me that Alex Warren is a real person. You're making that up
August 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You could never convince me that Alex Warren is a real person. You're making that up
If there is one thing I'm gonna do it's donate towards a Chicago trans person's gender affirming care/recovery
August 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If there is one thing I'm gonna do it's donate towards a Chicago trans person's gender affirming care/recovery
Boss expects me to plan and launch an $800k display campaign in 3 weeks lol
August 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Boss expects me to plan and launch an $800k display campaign in 3 weeks lol
You could never make me like her
Asked how long after the election it was until she turned on the news again, Kamala Harris replied: "Months."
August 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
You could never make me like her