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Same Sex Marriage Survives Kim Davis' Appeal To The Supreme Court

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#Marriage
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(Music - Mendelssohn's Wedding March, public domain, fair use)
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Great moms turn them off first.
~ The Chocolate Oracle

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#Moms
#TBT
#ThrowbackThursdays
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November 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The 2025 Election Was NOT A Blue Wave.
It Was A Democrat Tsunami!

Democrats won everything!

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#BlueWave
#Tsunami
#Republicans
#DonaldJtRump
#TrumpsAmerica
#WeAreBetterThanThat
#FDT
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November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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It's a blessing to be on top of the ground instead of the ground on top of you.

Do you agree?

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#CelebrateLife
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(Music - Celebrating Life - Ema Caem, public domain, fair use)
November 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Check out ThisChocolate Oracle Story:
ANOTHER GRIM FAIRYTALE
By The Chocolate Oracle
Narration by AI Morgan Freeman

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#Storytime
#Grim
#FairyTale
#Fake
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November 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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It was Vampire Scaryoke this week. Move over Addams Family, my Karaoke Family is the best. It was tons of fun with some awesome singers & great costumes. Life is NOT good. It's GREAT!

Have a Happy & Safe Halloween!

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#Scary
#Karaoke
#Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Michigan Becomes Bowl Eligible With Win Over Rival Michigan State

I May Have Visited East Lansing, But My Home Is In Ann Arbor!
~ Paul Bunyan

][V][ #GoBlue!

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#PaulBunyan
#MichiganState
#Spartans
#MichiganWolverines
#LeadersAndBest
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October 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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GOOD MORNING

IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY FOR DA BULLSHIT

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#Morning
#BullShit
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#TheChocolateOracle
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Hey everyone!

I think I need glasses, because, I keep seeing a lot of people with two faces.
~ The Chocolate Oracle

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#TwoFaced
#Hypocrites
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October 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Introducing The All NEW Bad Bunny

tRump to perform at the Alternative Super Bowl Halftime Show
(Parody)

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#BadBunny
#SuperBowl
#Halftime
#DonaldJtRump
#tRumpsAmerica
#FDT
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(Music in the public domain, fair use)
October 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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And Just Like That ...
Poof!
Weekend Gone!

Happy Monday!

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#Weekend
#Monday
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#TheChocolateOracle
(Music - Everybody Get Up, public domain, fair use)
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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NO KINGS!

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#NoKings
#DonaldJtRump
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#FDT
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October 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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When good people say nothing, bad things happen.
~ The Chocolate Oracle

Speak up!
Resist!
Protest!
Vote!

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#NoKings
#SpeakUp
#Resist
#Protest
#VoteBlue
#DonaldJtRump
#tRumpsAmerica
#FDT
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October 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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We only live once, Chocolate Oracle

Wrong! If you do it right, we only die once. We live every day, Charlie Brown
~ The Chocolate Oracle

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#Living
#CharlieBrown
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October 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Remembering My Dad
Even though it's been 33 years today it still seems like yesterday.
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#Family
#Dad
#Heaven
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Music based on Jimmy Scott - I'll Remember You, public domain, fair use

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October 15, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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HAPPY SUNDAY!
🎶" ... and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."🎶

"If you're headed down the wrong road, ... God permits U-Turns."
~ The Chocolate Oracle

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#HokeyPokey
#WrongWay
#UTurns
#SecondChances
Music public domain, fair use
October 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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BREAKING:
Venezuela's opposition leader wins Nobel Peace Prize

tRump announces he is changing his name to María Corina Machado 🤣

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#Viral #Trending
#NobelPeacePrize
#MaríaCorinaMachado
#DonaldJtRump
#FDT
AI Assisted Parody
Music public domain, fair use
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Days Are Happier When You Give People A Piece Of Your HEART Instead Of A Piece Of Our Mind.
~ The Chocolate Oracle

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#Happy
#Heart
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(Music - Reach Out And Touch, public domain, fair use)
October 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Everybody is not your friend.

Jesus knew who Judas was but never addressed him. Sometimes you have to let people think you don't know they're Fake.
~ The Chocolate Oracle

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#Fake
#Friends
#People
#WeAreBetterThanThat
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October 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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GO MICHIGAN
BEAT THE TROJANS!

The Michigan Wolverines vs
The USC Trojans
LA Memorial Coliseum
Saturday, Oct 11, 2025, 7:30pm ET (NBC)

][V][ #GoBlue!

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#Allin4Michigan
#BeatUSC
#USCTrojans
#MichiganWolverines
#LeadersAndBest
#TheChocolateOracle
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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GOOD MORNING!
Don't let the ugly in others kill the beauty in you.

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#Ugly
#Beauty
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October 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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HAPPY SUNDAY!
Keep Praying
Keep Believing
Keep Praising
Keep Trusting
Keep Loving And Leave
The Rest To God

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#Prayer
#Love
#TrumpsAmerica
#WeAreBetterThanThat
Music - Leonard H. Randolph, Jr. - Satan, We're Going To Tear Your Kingdom Down, public domain, fair use
October 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I’m On The Right Road Now ...

Never blame someone else for the road you're on ...
That's your own asphalt.
~ The Chocolate Oracle

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#Viral #Trending
#Choices
#Responsibility
#Roads
(Music based on The Davis Singers, I'm On The Right Road Now, public domain, fair use)
October 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM