Woman. Wife. Mom. Cat Mom. Super Leftist Villain. Professional lurker. Once-in-a-blue-moon poster.

I’m not like this because I’m in Van Halen; I’m in Van Halen because I’m like this. 💁🏼‍♀️

she/her.

📍Blue dot in a southern red state

❤️ = 📚🏀🍦🎧💅🏼😴🎃👩🏼‍🌾