Chuck Hansen
thechuckhansen.bsky.social
Chuck Hansen
@thechuckhansen.bsky.social
Occasionally funny. Site on web: chuckhansen.com
@nytimes.com one person’s opinion: this is the kind of solution that could lead me to quit #wordle. It makes it a guessing game, not a logic game:
August 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
@briankoppelman.bsky.social I’d be interested in your take on “A Complete Unknown”.
August 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Daniel Hansen’s new album “Expecting Something Different,” is out! It’s chill & deep & beautiful. Take a listen. 🙂
#americana #folkmusic #singersongwriter

Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/5ZbA1k...

Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/exp...
Expecting Something Different
Daniel Hansen · EP · 2025 · 5 songs
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April 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
#AmericanGraffiti has a sequel. It’s the song “Are You Out There” by @darwilliams.bsky.social

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Are You Out There
Dar Williams · Many Great Companions · Song · 2010
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April 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
@whatsonpplus.bsky.social @portalparamount.bsky.social - when your app asks me if I want to watch a game from the beginning, and I say yes, I consider a FREAKING FAIL when the app starts the game during the wrap up show with the score on the screen.
April 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
In an exclusive GNBNC interview, President Trump says the market reports are not correct:
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cc: @3yearletterman
GNBNC Interviews President Donald Trump as Markets Crash — Chuck Hansen: humorist...
SQUALL: Sir, here is a chart of the markets today… TRUMP: That’s outdated. Here’s the latest chart… See? See that black line? The markets are WAY up. They’re at historic highs. STONE: Can’t argue wi...
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April 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
GNBNC breaks the story that musician Jimmy Bland (pictured, sort of, he's not actually real) is gonna write a song about being lonely on the road, or something...

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This jamoke thinks he's the first musician to cover "Alleluia" — Chuck Hansen: humorist...
This is a real blog post about a fake singer-songwriter (Jimmy Bland, pictured above) and, you may not believe it, but he thinks he’s the first person to cover Alleluia.
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March 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Thanks to AI, in #Florida middle-school students cannot be sure whether their teachers used ChatGPT or actually wrote their own love notes.
March 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Thanks to AI, Florida middle-school teachers cannot tell whether ChatGPT or the students themselves wrote the students' love notes.
March 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I think if the team in red wins we should rename them the USA Hockey Team.
#hockey #dohashtagsworkhere
February 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My wife and I "recently" saw @lylelovett.bsky.social & his Large Band at the @dominionenergy.bsky.social Center for the Performing Arts. @bonnieraitt.bsky.social & Donavon Frankenreiter were not there, but they're in this story, as is the Obligatory Drunk Idiot.

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Lyle Lovett, Prostates, and the Idiot in the Balcony — Chuck Hansen: humorist...
Stacy and I knocked an item off my Bucket List (and her Leap List) a couple years ago when we saw a Very Famous Music Star in concert. I’m about to poke some gentle fun at this musician’s audience (in...
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February 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sometimes I think morality, or lack of morality, isn’t about what you’ll *do* to get what you want, but what you’ll *ignore* to get what you want.
January 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Then I saw the raccoons on a branch over my campsite. I checked in with my outdoorsman brother-in-law Lee, who theorized the raccoons were after my wine. My *wine*? It was settled then. Tonight I would die. Now I knew how Davy Crockett felt at the Alamo.

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Heaven and Hell - Night 4 — Chuck Hansen: humorist...
Then I saw the raccoons on a branch over my campsite. I checked in with my outdoorsman brother-in-law Lee, who theorized the raccoons were after my wine. My wine ? It was settled then. Tonight I woul...
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January 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A sand dollar saved is NOT a sand dollar earned, which I learned the HARD way. Plus an excursion to the God-fearing town of Apalachicola!

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Another Day, Another Sand Dollar - Day 3 — Chuck Hansen: humorist...
Sure, they wake up wet and slimy too, but they don’t seem to care.
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January 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
In which the main character prepares to fight off a black bear with just a copy of Marcus Aurelius's "Meditations," a giant bottle of wine, and a distorted view of how nature works....

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How Much Chuck Would a Black Bear Eat... — Chuck Hansen: humorist...
I knew coyotes would steer clear of me, but I wondered whether the black bears had gotten the memo. I retrieved the bear spray from the Pilot and set it next to my chair. I also grabbed a headlamp and...
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January 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The main product of Blue Ridge, GA is “charm.” It's where charm goes to reproduce, like trout swimming upstream to spawn. You can’t swing a dead Oncorhynchus mykiss (assuming you can hold on to it) w/o hitting a charming restaurant, boutique or choo-choo train.
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Welcome to Charming Blue Ridge, Georgia — Chuck Hansen: humorist...
These days the main product of the town is “charm.” Blue Ridge is where charm goes to reproduce, like trout swimming up an Appalachian Mountain stream to spawn. You can’t swing a dead Oncorhynchus my...
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January 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Seems like #Yellowstone has jumped the show horse. Or perhaps jumped the @taylorsheridan.bsky.social
December 10, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I’d subscribe to “the Pissed Off Jerry Zone,” which would show extended shots of @jerryjonesalt.bsky.social every time something goes wrong for the @dallascowboys.bsky.social.
December 10, 2024 at 4:12 AM
So what prompted Bret Prye and Tyler Bowen of @virginiatech.bsky.social say “Screw it let’s get creative” with misdirection and the run-screen option?
December 1, 2024 at 3:03 AM
If the @thenba.space @espnplus.bsky.social “This time is different” commercial on #YouTubeTV were a drinking game no one would see the fourth quarter.
#virginiatech #uva
December 1, 2024 at 3:00 AM