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theclay.xyz
the clay
@theclay.xyz
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weird internet guy haver of nice hands often despairing about sports in Carolina climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version) “A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
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the clay @theclay.xyz · 56m
is that the new gig?
theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 56m
you guys are all unhinged
theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 57m
EMILY why are you doing duolingo at midnight
theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 58m
somehow the second glass is better than the first. it defies understanding
theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
bout to have me some willets pot still reserve
theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 1h
oh I’m under no such illusions
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 1h
was supposed to be touching but I’ll allow it
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 1h
hey no roughing the no no places
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 1h
math checks out.
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 1h
i feel like we are taking bigger L’s off the field this season
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 1h
am i flipping you off with my right or left hand
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
six bugging her apartment is cheating
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
hobby? ma’am I’m sure you could make that a full time job
theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
bold to assume they could fix you before you broke them
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
Wade.
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
bye not eye
theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
this makes my toes hurt
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
sneak it into the theater
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
what kind of gelato
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
confirmed. is still delicious.
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
nothing but respect. go forth and be feral!
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
bout to have me some willets pot still reserve
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
I was close
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
I don’t need to, I’ve got more than i can eat already 🤣
theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
yall are uncivilized!!!
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the clay @theclay.xyz · 2h
turns into a NEWT
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