Cliff
@thecliffordshow.bsky.social
Lowkey…am I on my period?
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Lowkey…am I on my period?
Y’all I remembered how to play!
February 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Y’all I remembered how to play!
Waiiiit!!! I forgot I have to remember how to play rugby tomorrow
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Waiiiit!!! I forgot I have to remember how to play rugby tomorrow
Finally got the bandwidth to go through my ~40 instagram DMs
February 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Finally got the bandwidth to go through my ~40 instagram DMs
Gonna start journaling
February 5, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Gonna start journaling
It’s not even 9:00…is it bad that I’m ready for bed?
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
It’s not even 9:00…is it bad that I’m ready for bed?
I was told I’m “so high” for creating this masterpiece
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I was told I’m “so high” for creating this masterpiece
Straight female coworker asked me where the “right in front of my salad” meme was from
January 26, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Straight female coworker asked me where the “right in front of my salad” meme was from
Damn…this administration is really the fire nation, huh?
January 26, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Damn…this administration is really the fire nation, huh?
Made the mistake of logging into Facebook and was welcomed with my former (Hispanic) coworker start a long post with “I’m a M*GA C*nservative…”
January 25, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Made the mistake of logging into Facebook and was welcomed with my former (Hispanic) coworker start a long post with “I’m a M*GA C*nservative…”
The uber driver is playing praise and worship music. Not him covering us in the blood before this night of shenanigans
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The uber driver is playing praise and worship music. Not him covering us in the blood before this night of shenanigans
If last night was any indication for how tonight will go then…
January 24, 2026 at 2:39 PM
If last night was any indication for how tonight will go then…
Not the gays booing N*cki’s bang bang verse and the DJ changing the song
January 24, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Not the gays booing N*cki’s bang bang verse and the DJ changing the song
Coke is just Diet Coke with the volume turned up too loud
January 23, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Coke is just Diet Coke with the volume turned up too loud
As much as I’d love to be an earth bender, I’m air bender af
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
As much as I’d love to be an earth bender, I’m air bender af
Bruh…laying down is absolutely that girl
January 20, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Bruh…laying down is absolutely that girl
The 50 mg Edward is coating my atoms
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
The 50 mg Edward is coating my atoms
Not me getting hit on by a lesbian at the bar
January 17, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Not me getting hit on by a lesbian at the bar
I have no more energy to make it through this day
January 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I have no more energy to make it through this day
Things are really starting to heat up in the Werk Room
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Things are really starting to heat up in the Werk Room
Really watched Zootopia for the first time today. Why they wanna call that fox the N word so bad?
January 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Really watched Zootopia for the first time today. Why they wanna call that fox the N word so bad?
Welp. Time to get ready for work
January 5, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Welp. Time to get ready for work
Had to skip side to side while cleaning today
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Had to skip side to side while cleaning today
I love Bobs Burgers but the Belchers really piss me off sometimes
January 4, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I love Bobs Burgers but the Belchers really piss me off sometimes
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🚨KATSEYE announce new single, “Internet Girl,” out this Friday.
December 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🚨KATSEYE announce new single, “Internet Girl,” out this Friday.