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crystalolgraphy on twitter, thecolossalennui on tumblr // no age reveal but I can program a VCR // this whole thing smacks of gender
oh my god I was forced to wear the SAME dress (or virtually the same, lapel panels and floral print) and it was SO friggin scratchy
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
oh my god I was forced to wear the SAME dress (or virtually the same, lapel panels and floral print) and it was SO friggin scratchy
the pale one is kind of freaking me out because she looks like Gollum in recovery, but the darker skin tone reconstructions are pinging me more as Extremely Small Filipino Lola and my brain is like "oh she needs a blanket, is the heat on in here, she needs slippers"
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
the pale one is kind of freaking me out because she looks like Gollum in recovery, but the darker skin tone reconstructions are pinging me more as Extremely Small Filipino Lola and my brain is like "oh she needs a blanket, is the heat on in here, she needs slippers"
I'd die for you Weenis
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'd die for you Weenis
I can excuse the baby-eating, but dodging community service is a bridge. too. far.
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I can excuse the baby-eating, but dodging community service is a bridge. too. far.
dorks. giant nerds. also in biology en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_h...
Sonic hedgehog protein - Wikipedia
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November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
dorks. giant nerds. also in biology en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_h...
so far I'm 100 for 100 on white dudes whining about people not working being themselves fakejob mcnonworkers who've probably never once cleaned a toilet, let alone put in a solid eight hours
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
so far I'm 100 for 100 on white dudes whining about people not working being themselves fakejob mcnonworkers who've probably never once cleaned a toilet, let alone put in a solid eight hours
a crane fly got in the other day and I threw cotton balls at it until it flew low enough for my cat to nab. I fear that I will never again reach this zenith of action and excitement
October 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
a crane fly got in the other day and I threw cotton balls at it until it flew low enough for my cat to nab. I fear that I will never again reach this zenith of action and excitement
I've witnessed many surreal things since moving to the US, but the presentation at work about the various health insurance plans is up there with the HELL IS REAL sign
October 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I've witnessed many surreal things since moving to the US, but the presentation at work about the various health insurance plans is up there with the HELL IS REAL sign
Love that, when they just go "ah fuck it" and read the scriptwriter's blurb about their character out loud.
October 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Love that, when they just go "ah fuck it" and read the scriptwriter's blurb about their character out loud.
it's like that fourth horseman in Good Omens: traditionally, Pestilence, then Pollution made a big splash and lots of worrying glorp glorp glorp sounds, and then Pestilence showed up again in a post-credits scene, but why limit yourself to the physical world when you can contaminate human knowledge
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
it's like that fourth horseman in Good Omens: traditionally, Pestilence, then Pollution made a big splash and lots of worrying glorp glorp glorp sounds, and then Pestilence showed up again in a post-credits scene, but why limit yourself to the physical world when you can contaminate human knowledge
for millennials who've changed careers every once-a-generation economic catastrophe, I'm not sure if "but what if coal miners have to retrain" is the emotional slam dunk that guy is expecting
October 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
for millennials who've changed careers every once-a-generation economic catastrophe, I'm not sure if "but what if coal miners have to retrain" is the emotional slam dunk that guy is expecting
university and multiple jobs couldn't get me into 3D modeling, but then FFXIV made it happen because I needed my guy to have kitty feet
October 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
university and multiple jobs couldn't get me into 3D modeling, but then FFXIV made it happen because I needed my guy to have kitty feet
so far the transformations have been on the order of neutron capture by Uranium 235 with no attached steam generator: a huge waste of energy, deleterious to the environment, and attracts a bunch of guys wearing Patagonia jackets who refuse to leave for multiple years
October 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
so far the transformations have been on the order of neutron capture by Uranium 235 with no attached steam generator: a huge waste of energy, deleterious to the environment, and attracts a bunch of guys wearing Patagonia jackets who refuse to leave for multiple years
I'm also getting good vibes about just walking into the corn, but that may just be the corn talking. It's very persuasive, probably need to sleep on it. Sleep in it. Sleep in the corn.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm also getting good vibes about just walking into the corn, but that may just be the corn talking. It's very persuasive, probably need to sleep on it. Sleep in it. Sleep in the corn.
I feel like I've been going in circles for a while, we all have, and Harambe is the key to breaking the cycle. no idea where to start, though. I need to learn to play piano or start caring about other people or something? wack.
October 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I feel like I've been going in circles for a while, we all have, and Harambe is the key to breaking the cycle. no idea where to start, though. I need to learn to play piano or start caring about other people or something? wack.
so everything went wrong when that gorilla got shot, right? I forgot that that happened at the Cincinnati Zoo until I went to Ohio megastore Jungle Jim's and was confronted by this fiberglass war memorial out front, like digitally-aged Matt Damon collapsing before a row of white crucifixes
October 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
so everything went wrong when that gorilla got shot, right? I forgot that that happened at the Cincinnati Zoo until I went to Ohio megastore Jungle Jim's and was confronted by this fiberglass war memorial out front, like digitally-aged Matt Damon collapsing before a row of white crucifixes
admit it was a mistake? optimistic!
October 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
admit it was a mistake? optimistic!
I, for one, follow the directions of da king pedophile when it comes to law and order, and the worst california raisin for health and wellness
October 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I, for one, follow the directions of da king pedophile when it comes to law and order, and the worst california raisin for health and wellness
thank you so much for these TREATS 👀
October 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
thank you so much for these TREATS 👀
I model swapped the mechanical dogs in XIV onto the boar mount because they use the same skeleton, and when I loaded it up I was confronted by secret mechanical dog balls
no one in this game is allowed to have an ass or package but by god this mechanical bulldog is not neutered
no one in this game is allowed to have an ass or package but by god this mechanical bulldog is not neutered
October 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I model swapped the mechanical dogs in XIV onto the boar mount because they use the same skeleton, and when I loaded it up I was confronted by secret mechanical dog balls
no one in this game is allowed to have an ass or package but by god this mechanical bulldog is not neutered
no one in this game is allowed to have an ass or package but by god this mechanical bulldog is not neutered
gee Guy, why does your mom let you have TWO spears
October 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
gee Guy, why does your mom let you have TWO spears
whenever I go back to Gridania I'm like "was there always this much racism???" (there was)
October 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
whenever I go back to Gridania I'm like "was there always this much racism???" (there was)
omg the morbol tentacles behind the spooky window, yesssss
October 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
omg the morbol tentacles behind the spooky window, yesssss
1 mrrrrp = 1 serotonin
also detected a hint of Electric Tail, very nice
also detected a hint of Electric Tail, very nice
October 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
1 mrrrrp = 1 serotonin
also detected a hint of Electric Tail, very nice
also detected a hint of Electric Tail, very nice