Overfed Moose
@theconfusedmoose.bsky.social
26 • He/They • Gay/Demi • Twitter Refugee • Belly Enthusiast & Haver • Probably Sitting On a Green Otter • Sometimes a Dog
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COMMISSIONERS - DON'T GET SCAMMED
🏳️Artist has public, up-to-date trello
🏳️Frequently posts comms
🏳️Prior clients attest to positive exp
🚩Artist frequently begging for tips/ emergency comms
🚩Quoted wait time ≠ posted trello completion for prior pieces (by big difference)
🚩Opening comms w/ big backlog
🏳️Artist has public, up-to-date trello
🏳️Frequently posts comms
🏳️Prior clients attest to positive exp
🚩Artist frequently begging for tips/ emergency comms
🚩Quoted wait time ≠ posted trello completion for prior pieces (by big difference)
🚩Opening comms w/ big backlog
December 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
COMMISSIONERS - DON'T GET SCAMMED
🏳️Artist has public, up-to-date trello
🏳️Frequently posts comms
🏳️Prior clients attest to positive exp
🚩Artist frequently begging for tips/ emergency comms
🚩Quoted wait time ≠ posted trello completion for prior pieces (by big difference)
🚩Opening comms w/ big backlog
🏳️Artist has public, up-to-date trello
🏳️Frequently posts comms
🏳️Prior clients attest to positive exp
🚩Artist frequently begging for tips/ emergency comms
🚩Quoted wait time ≠ posted trello completion for prior pieces (by big difference)
🚩Opening comms w/ big backlog
Why do I have to be at my fuckass job right now? I want to get high and bother my cat
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Why do I have to be at my fuckass job right now? I want to get high and bother my cat
If a depiction of Santa Claus is not noticeably, prominently fat, it's invalid.
I've been seeing material with slimmer-looking Santas recently and it pisses me off. Get Mr. Ozempic Claus off my screen and outta my sight
If that belly don't jiggle like a bowlful of jelly, I 👏 DON'T 👏 WANT 👏 IT 👏
I've been seeing material with slimmer-looking Santas recently and it pisses me off. Get Mr. Ozempic Claus off my screen and outta my sight
If that belly don't jiggle like a bowlful of jelly, I 👏 DON'T 👏 WANT 👏 IT 👏
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If a depiction of Santa Claus is not noticeably, prominently fat, it's invalid.
I've been seeing material with slimmer-looking Santas recently and it pisses me off. Get Mr. Ozempic Claus off my screen and outta my sight
If that belly don't jiggle like a bowlful of jelly, I 👏 DON'T 👏 WANT 👏 IT 👏
I've been seeing material with slimmer-looking Santas recently and it pisses me off. Get Mr. Ozempic Claus off my screen and outta my sight
If that belly don't jiggle like a bowlful of jelly, I 👏 DON'T 👏 WANT 👏 IT 👏
Every so often, the algorithm smiles upon me and I find a song that resonates with me so profoundly that I want to rip out its entrails and bathe in its essence. It scratches an itch in my brain that I didn't even know was there. I want to listen to it until I can wear its lyrics like a sweater
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Every so often, the algorithm smiles upon me and I find a song that resonates with me so profoundly that I want to rip out its entrails and bathe in its essence. It scratches an itch in my brain that I didn't even know was there. I want to listen to it until I can wear its lyrics like a sweater
I've been to the World of Coke 3 different times with 3 different folks this year. You're essentially paying $25 to walk around a giant advertisement full of many, many smaller advertisements for a couple of hours, but also, you get all the varied soda you can drink (and spit out in disgust)
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I've been to the World of Coke 3 different times with 3 different folks this year. You're essentially paying $25 to walk around a giant advertisement full of many, many smaller advertisements for a couple of hours, but also, you get all the varied soda you can drink (and spit out in disgust)
I found out the other day that, for someone who weighs over 500 lbs, I am still pretty flexible and can kinda do some squats and kicks and stuff
However, my thigh muscles are protesting me ever doing such things again. My legs are so fucking sore
However, my thigh muscles are protesting me ever doing such things again. My legs are so fucking sore
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I found out the other day that, for someone who weighs over 500 lbs, I am still pretty flexible and can kinda do some squats and kicks and stuff
However, my thigh muscles are protesting me ever doing such things again. My legs are so fucking sore
However, my thigh muscles are protesting me ever doing such things again. My legs are so fucking sore
Recently, I've stepped into more of a feeder/encourager/enabler role for a certain tubby otter, and tbh, I'm really enjoying myself >>
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Recently, I've stepped into more of a feeder/encourager/enabler role for a certain tubby otter, and tbh, I'm really enjoying myself >>
@rudds.bsky.social had a very good time at the revolving sushi buffet Friday night. He took a little edible as a little appetite stimulant and I think the results speak for themselves >>
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
@rudds.bsky.social had a very good time at the revolving sushi buffet Friday night. He took a little edible as a little appetite stimulant and I think the results speak for themselves >>
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I had so much feeeeeessssshhhh
Also Tummy Tuesday
Also Tummy Tuesday
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I had so much feeeeeessssshhhh
Also Tummy Tuesday
Also Tummy Tuesday
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Your very fat otter friend is officially 30
Gimmie treats
Gimmie treats
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Your very fat otter friend is officially 30
Gimmie treats
Gimmie treats
I am reminded of the importance of having a soft, fat belly around to get my hands on. It's not a want, it's a need. I need to knead on other folks fat guts...
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I am reminded of the importance of having a soft, fat belly around to get my hands on. It's not a want, it's a need. I need to knead on other folks fat guts...
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November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Man, I love when my cat
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Man, I love when my cat
I wish I could rub/play with my own belly sometimes, but from someone else's perspective.
From what folks have told me, it sounds like I'd be really fun/gratifying to play with.
From what folks have told me, it sounds like I'd be really fun/gratifying to play with.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I wish I could rub/play with my own belly sometimes, but from someone else's perspective.
From what folks have told me, it sounds like I'd be really fun/gratifying to play with.
From what folks have told me, it sounds like I'd be really fun/gratifying to play with.
...Having fun, there, bud?
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
...Having fun, there, bud?
Full size comforter, fresh out the dryer, in cold-ass weather
Hell yeah, dude
Hell yeah, dude
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Full size comforter, fresh out the dryer, in cold-ass weather
Hell yeah, dude
Hell yeah, dude
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November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Some folks I know have had the sneaking suspicion that I've slowly been getting fatter since I last weighed myself.
Well, I stepped on a scale the other day and saw the number and I can confirm that, yes, I have been getting fatter
Well, I stepped on a scale the other day and saw the number and I can confirm that, yes, I have been getting fatter
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Some folks I know have had the sneaking suspicion that I've slowly been getting fatter since I last weighed myself.
Well, I stepped on a scale the other day and saw the number and I can confirm that, yes, I have been getting fatter
Well, I stepped on a scale the other day and saw the number and I can confirm that, yes, I have been getting fatter
Bath and Bodyworks is cool because they have expensive crap that I can put on my body to make myself smell like fruit
But it also sucks because I'm a moose in a candle shop maneuvering my big dumb body through the maze, trying not to knock over anything or anybody, while also staying out of the way
But it also sucks because I'm a moose in a candle shop maneuvering my big dumb body through the maze, trying not to knock over anything or anybody, while also staying out of the way
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Bath and Bodyworks is cool because they have expensive crap that I can put on my body to make myself smell like fruit
But it also sucks because I'm a moose in a candle shop maneuvering my big dumb body through the maze, trying not to knock over anything or anybody, while also staying out of the way
But it also sucks because I'm a moose in a candle shop maneuvering my big dumb body through the maze, trying not to knock over anything or anybody, while also staying out of the way
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Commission for @theconfusedmoose.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Commission for @theconfusedmoose.bsky.social
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Everywhere I go, people either see my physique and ask me whether I played high school football, or they hear my voice and ask me why I talk white.
Today, at the doctor's office, I got hit with the one-two combo
Today, at the doctor's office, I got hit with the one-two combo
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Everywhere I go, people either see my physique and ask me whether I played high school football, or they hear my voice and ask me why I talk white.
Today, at the doctor's office, I got hit with the one-two combo
Today, at the doctor's office, I got hit with the one-two combo
I made some bomb ass Mac n Cheese tonight
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I made some bomb ass Mac n Cheese tonight