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𝙸𝚏 𝙷𝙱𝙾 & 𝙿𝙱𝚂 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚗
𝚅𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝙰𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 & 𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚛𝟾𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎

attempting life👽

ᴮᴷ ᵇʸ ʷᵃʸ ᵒᶠ ᴾᴬ📍
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Merry Christmas, everyone!🎄Thank you so much for the likes, shares, comments, messages, and follows during my Muppet Christmas Character countdown! This movie and these muppets clearly hold a very special place in our hearts. ❤️

#themuppetchristmascarol
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
just a fella and his basal cell carcinoma against the world
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Why are 12-year-olds vaping??
October 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once:

— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
October 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
today is almost one of those days where i can make a stupid and avoidable mistake and not immediately want to say I deserve to be kicked to death in the street for it
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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October 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
the only time I would ever tell a woman to cover up is when they're openly hacking wet phlegm in public
August 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
anyone need an extra 40 lbs?
August 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I like my name, but I can't look at it for too long because otherwise I hear the rickshaw carrying my existential panic, identity crisis, and dissociation fast approaching
August 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
maybe we have to slog through another global pandemic for people to remember how to act in public because good fuuuuuugging goddd
August 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
ai slop commercials at regal
August 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Skechers has some new ad campaign for monochromatic shoes and they all feature blatantly ai slop and it just looks like dogggggggshit
August 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
summer is the worst season by a landslide
August 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
it's nervous system disregulation Tuesday folks
July 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
does anyone else feel like they're actively going insane right now?
July 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
the law should be that thrice annually and with understandable and reasonable cause, you're allowed to take someone's phone outta their hand and fling it into oblivion
July 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I will 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 forgive these techbro dickheads for taking the humble and harmless 3.5 mm jack from us. I pray hell exists just for psychopaths like you
July 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I pray that for people who listen to TikToks on their phones out loud in public at full volume lose the ability for touch screens to recognize their fingers as styluses
July 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I can't believe I gotta do this for 40 to 50 more years
July 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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“banning pornography” is bad on its own but it is imperative that everyone understand that these people consider the very existence of queer people to be pornographic

they consider the most chaste depiction of a queer relationship, or an openly trans person, to be porn and they want it banned
You don’t have to like, approve of, or engage with porn and nsfw work to see how right wing extremists are using fear and stigma around smut to ban queer people from public life, define “good” sex as only between married people for procreation, and otherwise further force white supremacy on everyone
July 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Montreal really fucks with a hatchback and I fuck with that
July 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If Deathnote were set today, I think Light is probably getting caught by episode 10 at the latest
July 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
there is something telling that most of my opening tabs on chrome are for art prints I want
July 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
the halal I'm about to get is going to make me 𝙇 𝙚 𝙫 𝙞 𝙩 𝙖 𝙩 𝙚
July 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Tonight is huge for Cartoonist Americans as Zohran Mamdani is the first mayor of New York City with a cartoonist girlfriend
June 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM