The Count von Curdles
@thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social
He/him. Ghoulish funnyman.
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16. MY BLOODY VALENTINE
Never stream a movie you own on disc. My collection is packed up as I prepare to move but the endless car commercials interrupting every (CUT!) kill scene taught me to never choose convenience again.
Never stream a movie you own on disc. My collection is packed up as I prepare to move but the endless car commercials interrupting every (CUT!) kill scene taught me to never choose convenience again.
February 15, 2026 at 6:31 AM
16. MY BLOODY VALENTINE
Never stream a movie you own on disc. My collection is packed up as I prepare to move but the endless car commercials interrupting every (CUT!) kill scene taught me to never choose convenience again.
Never stream a movie you own on disc. My collection is packed up as I prepare to move but the endless car commercials interrupting every (CUT!) kill scene taught me to never choose convenience again.
15. JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY
As our heroes walked off into the sunset, I asked aloud: "What happened to the baby?"
My girlfriend answered: "Who cares?"
As our heroes walked off into the sunset, I asked aloud: "What happened to the baby?"
My girlfriend answered: "Who cares?"
February 15, 2026 at 6:28 AM
15. JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY
As our heroes walked off into the sunset, I asked aloud: "What happened to the baby?"
My girlfriend answered: "Who cares?"
As our heroes walked off into the sunset, I asked aloud: "What happened to the baby?"
My girlfriend answered: "Who cares?"
I did think that was just a drawing of you until right now
February 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I did think that was just a drawing of you until right now
Everyone worked really hard on everything. That's a completely separate consideration from the art.
February 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Everyone worked really hard on everything. That's a completely separate consideration from the art.
14. WAY BAD STONE
You see a lot of boobs in this movie, and I'm not talking about the single exposed breast. Zing!
Earnest, dorky, and unquestionably Floridian long before the Manatee County credit popped up. Watching someone's D&D game has never been so fun.
You see a lot of boobs in this movie, and I'm not talking about the single exposed breast. Zing!
Earnest, dorky, and unquestionably Floridian long before the Manatee County credit popped up. Watching someone's D&D game has never been so fun.
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
14. WAY BAD STONE
You see a lot of boobs in this movie, and I'm not talking about the single exposed breast. Zing!
Earnest, dorky, and unquestionably Floridian long before the Manatee County credit popped up. Watching someone's D&D game has never been so fun.
You see a lot of boobs in this movie, and I'm not talking about the single exposed breast. Zing!
Earnest, dorky, and unquestionably Floridian long before the Manatee County credit popped up. Watching someone's D&D game has never been so fun.
13. WHEN THE WIND BLOWS
There's a lot of humor mined from the absurd things these cute little old people say and do in the face of annihilation. Is the joke on them, for being so out of touch, or us, for knowing how it'll end? Maybe one day it'll be on the people with their fingers on the button.
There's a lot of humor mined from the absurd things these cute little old people say and do in the face of annihilation. Is the joke on them, for being so out of touch, or us, for knowing how it'll end? Maybe one day it'll be on the people with their fingers on the button.
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
13. WHEN THE WIND BLOWS
There's a lot of humor mined from the absurd things these cute little old people say and do in the face of annihilation. Is the joke on them, for being so out of touch, or us, for knowing how it'll end? Maybe one day it'll be on the people with their fingers on the button.
There's a lot of humor mined from the absurd things these cute little old people say and do in the face of annihilation. Is the joke on them, for being so out of touch, or us, for knowing how it'll end? Maybe one day it'll be on the people with their fingers on the button.
The Bad Dream Team
February 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
The Bad Dream Team