We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes

almost every other night, while my thoughts are racing, I come up with what might be a banger tweet and think to myself “if only twitter didn’t become what it was for me to delete my account,” then I remember that bluesky exists but there isn’t much of an audience here (and it’s probs for the best)

it really annoys me when the notes under “What’s New” for app updates are as vague as “bug fixes and improvements” but when you actually update the app there’s brand new (often hidden/hard to find) features and noticeable changes to the app’s UI :( is it that hard to be more transparent??

it feels a lot more quiet here than tw*tter and honestly I’m okay with that