I’m surprised that idiot can even spell “DEI”.

@stevilkinevil.bsky.social @thechaosbarbie.com it makes me incredibly happy that you two are friends in real life. I just adore you both.

If dude made it back to a Philly McDonald’s, not only would no one have snitched on him, they would have gotten the ice cream machine working for him.

@lchupacabra.bsky.social I saw this band last night, and they played your theme song

youtu.be/JkZ66wuI1A4?...

While in the check out line at the supermarket today, there was a Boomer in an RFK Jr “Make America Healthy Again” hat looking for attention. He was easily 40 lbs overweight and had almost nothing healthy in his order (giant tub of cookie dough and a family pack of Chips Ahoy).

The world is being ravaged by war. We have elected a wannabe dictator. At least I get to pick up my new bike on Friday.

Still waiting on my nomination to be Ambassador to Tatooine

We started getting major home renovations done. One guy already fell off the roof. The drywall guys were wrestling in the front yard. The electricity has been somehow cut off to my work area. Our house is going to look like an MC Escher painting.