The Crimson Fucker
thecrlmsonfucker.bsky.social
The Crimson Fucker
@thecrlmsonfucker.bsky.social
Ima baste that fear turkey
March 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Why does every pic with Kash Patel look like he snorted a line
March 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Anyone else get one of those ancient aol messenger messages from #petehegseth
Offering nuke launch codes for...and I quote
"An ass load of whiskey"
March 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Soooo..can we just call #elonmusk the demon lord so we can get groups of adventures to go after him. #joke
March 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I find it hilarious that #trump is proposing a ban on anti #Christian things.
You #christians are gunna force us to send yall to the lion pits again
February 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I hear there was a meeting between #donaldtrump and everyone who wanted a position in the government. You had to bend the knee, offer #trump a cash bribe and then go storm Daniel's on #trumps lil orange inch worm
February 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm friends with the brain worm inside #rkj brain.
The brain worm sincerely apologizes for eating the part of his brain that disapproves of #nazis
February 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So #elonmusk ....his approval ratings are tanking. Imagine having all that money and people still think you're a loser. Suck it #elon
February 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I find it suspicious that eye liner hasn't gone up in price yet
#jdvance
February 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
According to all this birthright citizenship
How many people in #trumps family are gunna gtfo of america
I know his wife #Melania and his husband #elon are screwed
February 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Say what you want about #trump
He did technically lower the price of eggs. By piece. If you get a dozen...it's like 12 bucks
But...if you only get 1..that's only 1 dollar
It's part of #rkj plan to help Americans lose weight
Yall eating too many eggs
#sarcasm
February 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Why are #lauraingrahms eyes sooooo close together
February 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
That #mypillow guy is spending his last 8 dollars on ads on fox for crosses and for 10000 bucks he will shave off that #MOLESTache and send it to ya
February 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Since #trump signed a bill banning #trans people from woman's sports...that now means..any people trying out for women's sports will now be subjected to genital inspections. In cases of school-aged people, the head of the department was granted to #mattgaetz
February 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You know when America was really great?
I can think of one time...when we were laying down nazi soldiers.
When we saw a nazi salute...we delt them out.
We should get back to that
January 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Pro tip...next time domestic terrorists attack America....please make sure you give them all the #babbitspecial
So they don't get a pardon
January 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I think we should all be greatful in the knowledge that Ashli Babbitt never got to see tomorrow and that terrorist left earth in despair
January 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I can't wait to make up a ton of little #donaldtrump stickers that have hum pointing and saying you believed I was gunna lower that price..you bumpkin...and then putting them on shelves with eggs and shit when the price goes up another 2 bucks
December 24, 2024 at 3:38 AM
#elonmusk roots for the terminal heart failure in #christmasShoes
December 24, 2024 at 3:34 AM
November 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM
The fear turkey needs to be basted
November 19, 2024 at 1:13 AM