@thedailymash.bsky.social
this is a fan run account, the official daily mash account on here is bsky.app/profile/the-daily-mash.bsky.social
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Too many or not enough: how many sexual partners have you had? buff.ly/E6sW5xN
December 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Too many or not enough: how many sexual partners have you had? buff.ly/E6sW5xN
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A confused millennial tries to… lock in on Christmasmaxxing buff.ly/jKkoBFT
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A confused millennial tries to… lock in on Christmasmaxxing buff.ly/jKkoBFT
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Child method acting as shepherd buff.ly/mGLbKiC
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Child method acting as shepherd buff.ly/mGLbKiC
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Wearing these antlers fills me with shame, dog confesses buff.ly/56WMhnS
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Wearing these antlers fills me with shame, dog confesses buff.ly/56WMhnS
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Fresher's entirely new personality not a hit at home buff.ly/SjHZSvi
December 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Fresher's entirely new personality not a hit at home buff.ly/SjHZSvi
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The six best period features for really wanking on about at a dinner party buff.ly/OizCVtt
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The six best period features for really wanking on about at a dinner party buff.ly/OizCVtt
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The dad's guide to saying the wrong thing buff.ly/wTVXQUA
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The dad's guide to saying the wrong thing buff.ly/wTVXQUA
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Visiting a reindeer farm: Five obligatory awful December days out for families buff.ly/TvR8SQg
December 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Visiting a reindeer farm: Five obligatory awful December days out for families buff.ly/TvR8SQg
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How to make everything into a drama, by a three year-old buff.ly/9n29vNa
December 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
How to make everything into a drama, by a three year-old buff.ly/9n29vNa
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Man gets girlfriend out of his league by going foreign buff.ly/phKa5x5
December 15, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Man gets girlfriend out of his league by going foreign buff.ly/phKa5x5
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Boss can f**k off from works do after getting his round in buff.ly/B0TwZyX
December 15, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Boss can f**k off from works do after getting his round in buff.ly/B0TwZyX
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The wanker’s guide to ensuring everyone knows you’re working through Christmas buff.ly/K5dVKgO
December 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The wanker’s guide to ensuring everyone knows you’re working through Christmas buff.ly/K5dVKgO
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'That’s what you’re wearing is it?': Six sick burns from mother to teenager buff.ly/h5X7vfH
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
'That’s what you’re wearing is it?': Six sick burns from mother to teenager buff.ly/h5X7vfH
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We ask you: Where are you hiding your secret cannabis farm? buff.ly/NHRTAxS
December 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
We ask you: Where are you hiding your secret cannabis farm? buff.ly/NHRTAxS
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The nativity, as retold by a private school production buff.ly/B1tuFRz
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The nativity, as retold by a private school production buff.ly/B1tuFRz
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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… all aboard Desperate Patriotic Bollocks Railways buff.ly/17ubRxK
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The Archbishop of Canterbury on… all aboard Desperate Patriotic Bollocks Railways buff.ly/17ubRxK
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Should I go to the World Cup? The lone pro and the many, many cons buff.ly/litjkSz
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Should I go to the World Cup? The lone pro and the many, many cons buff.ly/litjkSz
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GP's receptionist admits every single appointment is a personal defeat buff.ly/QqmI8iI
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
GP's receptionist admits every single appointment is a personal defeat buff.ly/QqmI8iI
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Patsy Palmer, and other Brits who live in LA for no discernible reason buff.ly/nwMKDbO
December 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Patsy Palmer, and other Brits who live in LA for no discernible reason buff.ly/nwMKDbO
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Claims that Gen Z do not drink slightly undermined by prevalence of pissed-up kids buff.ly/yGLXr9F
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Claims that Gen Z do not drink slightly undermined by prevalence of pissed-up kids buff.ly/yGLXr9F
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Cat fuming that his name was on family Christmas card buff.ly/28Rw7Ll
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Cat fuming that his name was on family Christmas card buff.ly/28Rw7Ll
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Mum wants to know what your Christmas argument plans are buff.ly/kceMiVF
December 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Mum wants to know what your Christmas argument plans are buff.ly/kceMiVF
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Removing your partner’s multiple layers: How to make it even remotely sexy buff.ly/GthVbl3
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Removing your partner’s multiple layers: How to make it even remotely sexy buff.ly/GthVbl3