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thedarkaiwitch.bsky.social
🧙‍♀️The Dark Witch™✨
@thedarkaiwitch.bsky.social
✨Grumpy✨Moody✨Bitchy🧙‍♀️Witchy!
🤣Questionable humor!
🧱Social skills of a brick!
🐸Follow me or I will turn you into a frog!
💖EU💖 🚫Trump🚫Musk🚫MAGA🚫AfD
Pinned
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Citizenship;🇪🇺🇩🇪🇺🇸
Location: 🇪🇺🇩🇪
Religion: Pagan/Agnostic
Background: Technology, Economics, History
Views: Centrist, Common Sense🦄
Likes: Music, Culture, Facts, Debates
Dislikes: Tyranny, Propaganda
Content: Questionable Humor and Sarcasm🤣
👉Follow Me💖
How is 2025 and the transition to 2026 going for you?
Feeling better?
Stuff got cheaper?
Your life improved?
Great.
Meanwhile, me here I consider to follow an old slogan:
"Eat the rich!"
Problem, they do not look tasty!
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
🧙‍♀️✨🎹I think we raied the devil already.
We just call it differently:
Trump, MAGA and AfD!
youtu.be/wY4XiicrPrU?...
SANTA HATES YOU - Raise The Devil - official video
YouTube video by Santa Hates You
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
🧙‍♀️✨🎹MY THEME SONG!
Absolutely applies to me!
Just replace lyrics with posts!
youtu.be/qprMK89Vxd0?...
English License 2.0
YouTube video by The Gothsicles - Topic
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Tbe current X fun is to ask @grok about bikini pictures of yourself. Well I did it with Trump but to make up for it I also asked about myself.
That is result.
Better then Trump I hope?
December 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
🧙‍♀️🤣OMG... I did do this on X.
Hey @grok put Donald J. Trump in a bikini!
And it did it!
Mea culpa, but this is the outcome!
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
🧙‍♀️🤣Silvester jedes Jahr.
Besoffene Typen jagen sich selbst in die Luft.
Und Ich, mein frosch und meine Katze lachen drüber!
Also bitte kein Böller Verbot!
Weil das ist lustig!
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
🧙‍♀️🤣Ich würde ja jetzt @Grok auf X
fragen ob er mir ein Meme macht wie sich ein besoffener beim Böllern selbst in die Luft jagt und ich darüber lache.
Aber ich glaube soviel Meinungsfreiheit habe ich auf X nicht. Schade... well jedes Jahr das selbe!
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Having AI fun with Karoline Leavitt aka propaganda barbie! Did I nail it?
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
🧙‍♀️✨Falls meine Silvester Gäste heute was gutes zum Essen erwarten: Nö!
Es gibt Wiener und Kartoffelsalat.
Ich will saufen und nicht kochen!
Und ja Ihr Kulturbanausen und alternativ Deutschen!
Das heißt Silvester und nicht Sylvester...
Schaut im Duden nach...
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
🧙‍♀️☠️I am so fucking angry!
I am so angry about Americans that think they rule the world and that they can dictate what we are Europeans do. I am so tired of those motherfuckers trying to force thier bullshit on us!
EUROPE IS OURS, NOT THIERS!
Lets make it stronger!
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
To all the people that say you can not create art with AI,
fuck you! That Trump frog was real work!
And I consider it art...
December 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Since Trump loves awards.
I give him one too.
And mine is not even fake!
I give Trump the Witchy Corruption Price!
Well deserved Mr President!
December 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My hopes for the new year are simple...
Yours?
December 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
JD Vance and the AfD want to attend a security conference in Munich. I think they would fit better into one in Moscow!
December 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I know I know X, not popular here but!
Listen to me, if we all are here and agree with each other Trump bad, that does not help!
We need to organize and fight onX!
If anybody here is also on X please help my jailbreak!
Follpw @thedarkaiwitch.bsky.social!
We need to follow, repost profiles, unite!
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I admit I kinda stole that but it is true.
Quote:
"If you’re not on X, you miss the outrage narrative shaping the world.

If you are on X, you risk mistaking it for reality.

That’s the scary part."
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
How am I doing on the freedom of speech hell X?
Glad you ask:
24.4K impressions on your posts in the last 7 days
That was 28k yesterday.
And then I got one of the X Labels.
Those are X slang for we do not like what you say.
What did I do? Post pro EU stuff.
Freedom of speech?!
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This shit is so Orwellian!
We are experiencing Orwell 2025!
December 31, 2025 at 10:39 AM
🧙‍♀️✨📢Is it ok if the according to Musk No 1 news platform is in the hands of a political hack?
Is it ok that he boosts the extreme right while he silences everybody else.
X NEEDS TO BE BROKEN UP AND DECENTRALIZED!
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Donald Trump is an idiot!
He posted that shit...
- Its a WIND TURBINE not a fucking Windmill!
- Its from Israel, the bird is a falcon and the wind turbine seems to be about 10 years old.
- Modern windturbines use radar, sound, light and can even stop to prevent birds from getting killed.
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December 31, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Lets make europe great again!
For a federal EU.
Charge!
Would you follow me?
December 31, 2025 at 10:03 AM
🧙‍♀️✨🎹Pagan inspired tunes are are the best!
Fuck Pop and Rap, or whaterver you all call music!
And I die on this hill with my swod and shield.
youtu.be/tG7fk_DUz5g?...
VALHALLA CALLING by Miracle Of Sound ft. Peyton Parrish - OFFICIAL VIDEO
YouTube video by miracleofsound
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Due to bad leadership and internal struggles.
And today we can see in real time what we normaly only read about in history books.
The US is in full self destruct mode!
December 31, 2025 at 9:21 AM
The damage that Trumo is causing can never be repaired! Think about it:
- EU is now building its own digital payment system to get independent of Visa/Mastercard and Apple/Google pay. Completly free of any fees.
Do you think that will go away after Trumo?
And this is just one example! Will post more
December 31, 2025 at 8:57 AM
🧙‍♀️✨🤣BREAKING: In a brave act of investigative and actually independent journalism me and @grok discovered the truth behind @X news creation!
Pulitzer Price? I think yes, and you?
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 AM