TheDarkMantis
@thedarkmantis.bsky.social
Some goober who fled Twitter. Lover of puns and video games. He/they, demisexual, panromantic.
Born August 1st, 1997.
NO MINORS 🔞
Born August 1st, 1997.
NO MINORS 🔞
Aw man I knew I shouldn't have used the Super Sweet Strawberry Body Wash, I'll fail all my stealth checks now
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Aw man I knew I shouldn't have used the Super Sweet Strawberry Body Wash, I'll fail all my stealth checks now
I'm gonna hug you lots!!!
February 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I'm gonna hug you lots!!!
They should make a Doll type and a new status affect called Dolled Up
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
They should make a Doll type and a new status affect called Dolled Up
Wowza you look lovely <3
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Wowza you look lovely <3
Always good to have boundaries
February 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Always good to have boundaries
Only one way to find out 🫲
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Only one way to find out 🫲
tug you into my lap? don't mind if I do
January 30, 2026 at 2:48 PM
tug you into my lap? don't mind if I do
You're getting plowed into oblivion, mark my words
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM
You're getting plowed into oblivion, mark my words
Aw frick I been bamboozled
January 30, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Aw frick I been bamboozled
Augh my weakness
January 30, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Augh my weakness
more weight, MOAR
January 29, 2026 at 12:43 PM
more weight, MOAR
Imagine the employees who have to reset the traps and risk setting them off again too
January 29, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Imagine the employees who have to reset the traps and risk setting them off again too
Alrighty, brace yourself for motherhood then :3
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Alrighty, brace yourself for motherhood then :3
you WILL be knocked up, this is a threat 💖
January 29, 2026 at 5:06 AM
you WILL be knocked up, this is a threat 💖
Ah, right!
I would...
Mating press the subject into oblivion, consumed by a feverish need to impregnate
I would...
Mating press the subject into oblivion, consumed by a feverish need to impregnate
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Ah, right!
I would...
Mating press the subject into oblivion, consumed by a feverish need to impregnate
I would...
Mating press the subject into oblivion, consumed by a feverish need to impregnate
Sorry what was the question? I was, erm... distracted~
January 29, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Sorry what was the question? I was, erm... distracted~
This made my heart jump i think
January 28, 2026 at 8:50 PM
This made my heart jump i think
HUMONGOUS honkalonkamagongas
January 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
HUMONGOUS honkalonkamagongas
Totally understandable
January 28, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Totally understandable