Dave Brandt
@thedavebrandt.bsky.social
Musician | Introvert | Nerd | Curmudgeon | Real Human Person
I keep calling my cat my old cat's name. Same thing, really. 😀
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I keep calling my cat my old cat's name. Same thing, really. 😀
Baby sized = baby
It's simple math
It's simple math
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Baby sized = baby
It's simple math
It's simple math
Oh, it's not just a group chat. It's like eleventy different chats when you factor in all the different combinations of people. There's one for everybody, there's individual one-on-one messages, there's chats between two or three people but not the whole group... it's a lotta work.
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Oh, it's not just a group chat. It's like eleventy different chats when you factor in all the different combinations of people. There's one for everybody, there's individual one-on-one messages, there's chats between two or three people but not the whole group... it's a lotta work.
I was part of a polycule where I was the only one who was NOT adhd. The group chat would blow my phone up while I was working and then I'd roll in at like 9pm with a hilarious response to something that happened 75 messages ago.
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I was part of a polycule where I was the only one who was NOT adhd. The group chat would blow my phone up while I was working and then I'd roll in at like 9pm with a hilarious response to something that happened 75 messages ago.
Such a bummer. 💔
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Such a bummer. 💔
Seasonal Depression, so hot right now
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Seasonal Depression, so hot right now
Well, you're breaking their hearts. It's not your fault they didn't specify.
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Well, you're breaking their hearts. It's not your fault they didn't specify.
It was very compelling. It also reinforced my thought that I should just become a hermit in the woods.
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It was very compelling. It also reinforced my thought that I should just become a hermit in the woods.
Good to know. This was already on my list for today!
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Good to know. This was already on my list for today!
I used to, a lot of hair and years ago
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I used to, a lot of hair and years ago
Do you need a Ted
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Do you need a Ted
This will haunt you forever
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This will haunt you forever
You have me so on the hook right now
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You have me so on the hook right now
I can only do 21 with a margin of error of 4 years in either direction and I have a strict embargo in place for photos of me as a nerdy teenager, so here's one of me as a marginally less nerdy 25-year-old
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I can only do 21 with a margin of error of 4 years in either direction and I have a strict embargo in place for photos of me as a nerdy teenager, so here's one of me as a marginally less nerdy 25-year-old
He is the best. There's no one better at it than him.
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
He is the best. There's no one better at it than him.
This is more unsettling than the Nancy Reagan Throat GOAT thing
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is more unsettling than the Nancy Reagan Throat GOAT thing
The old Magnum did crossovers with Murder She Wrote and Simon and Simon. Really wouldn't hate reboots of those.
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The old Magnum did crossovers with Murder She Wrote and Simon and Simon. Really wouldn't hate reboots of those.
This is like the coolest and sweetest and most badass thing. My heart feels a way.
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This is like the coolest and sweetest and most badass thing. My heart feels a way.
At least you're being authentic
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
At least you're being authentic
One of ours has just started hanging out in the cat carrier, which he hates when we try to use it as a cat carrier but apparently is okay when it's an inanimate object next to the cat tree and couch.
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
One of ours has just started hanging out in the cat carrier, which he hates when we try to use it as a cat carrier but apparently is okay when it's an inanimate object next to the cat tree and couch.
Honestly never knew which one was supposed to be which until just now
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Honestly never knew which one was supposed to be which until just now
Best decade of the rest of your life...
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Best decade of the rest of your life...
Mobility aid or no, the right cane can be an absolutely baller accessory to any outfit and I suggest just doing it anyway
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Mobility aid or no, the right cane can be an absolutely baller accessory to any outfit and I suggest just doing it anyway