Tickets fully booked for my BBC Radio 4 recordings next week. Due to impartiality rules they had to give half the tickets to people who hate me. But you still have two chances to see the show before it’s recorded. Sheffield this Tuesday and Whitley Bay on Thursday. Ticket links in comment.

Gig announcement: David Eagle's Funny Flim Flam For A Fiver

Laurels, Whitley Bay
Thursday 25th September 2025

Join me as I jostle with a multitude of ideas for an upcoming radio series.

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David is heading to Claydon Estate on the 22nd August to perform some standup at Found Festival It should be a lively event and there are some tickets still available, so head to foundfestival.uk/tickets to get yours! Ellie

David Eagle’s Funny Flim Flam for Free, in Banbury - this Thursday, 10th July 8pm at the Apothecary Tap.

#banbury #oxfordshire #freecomedy #standup #musicalcomedy #brackley #middletoncheney #banburyshire

A message for the people of Derby, I’m trying out new ideas, Sunday 6th July at Bar One 7:30pm

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Banbury friends: Come to my free gig on 10/7 & help me decide what stays & what goes for a radio thing.

May include:
Princess Margaret erotica, Salem impressions;
Judging a children’s talent show that got awkward, meditation, Catholicism, 1950s radio detectives; and a song about a pigeon.

Thank you Mark for this hearty endorsement; it means a lot. Obviously it might mean slightly more if you were a TV commissioner, producer or comedy agent, but thanks very much anyway. And extra special to beat that other blind comedian. Wait til he finds out I’m also better than him at dancing. :D

Arrived in Derby and this seems like the right sign to be near to announce that my gig this evening has sold out

Derby, on Sun you have the opportunity to see my standup show The Eagle Is Candid. It sold out in Leicester within 1 day but alas, Derby hasn’t yet. Does this belie a comparative lack of intelligence? Yes, I’m hoping that playing on local city rivalry might shift the last few tickets. #derby #comedy

What do you get when you cross an eagle with a ram? Well you’d have to ask a biologist or pervert. However, on Sunday 1st June at 6:30pm I come to Derby’s Ram Comedy Festival with my award winning stand up show The Eagle Is Candid. #RamComedyFestival #Derby #StandUpComedy

A fun little intro to a recent stand up gig.

The next chance to see my solo stand up show is on 6 Feb in a Leicester pizza restaurant. Tickets are going fast, maybe because people heard the show included free dough balls. This is untrue; I’m pleased to say the cream the doctor gave me is working well, & also the venue doesn’t allow nudity.

My solo stand up show in Leicester on Feb 15th has sold out. So I’ve been asked to put a 2nd date in on Feb 6th. Of course I’m aware there’s a chance that everyone who wants tickets has got them, & the ego boost from selling out is swiftly obliterated. Tickets comedy-festival.co.uk/events/david...

London! Want to know why they’re laughing? Come and see me tomorrow (Friday) at @museumofcomedy.bsky.social #comedysky #londoncomedy museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

My award winning stand up show comes to London, the Museum Of Comedy on November 29th. Here’s a little advert for it, specially tailored to the London demographic. @museumofcomedy.bsky.social

Here’s an example of one of my more esoteric heckles.

A little jingle to advertise my London gig on November 29th @museumofcomedy.bsky.social (Don’t tell The Clash, I don’t have the rights)

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Calling London. Nov 29th I bring my multi-award-winning 5* reviewed stand up to @museumofcomedy.bsky.social Encounters with faith healers, Australian altercations & the tale of how my accordion nearly got me arrested on the mean streets of Hartlepool. museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...