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David Cameron
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Joint last on Taskmaster
You seem to be labouring under the illusion that anyone else('s) is
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Why would anyone as clearly (deludedly) ambitious as Jenrick prostate himself before Farage?

He's got no chance of taking over the party, as Nigel literally owns it, and every politician who jumped into bed with him has fallen back out spectacularly after a while.
January 16, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I like sending Christmas cards: it's a thing my wife started me on, but I enjoy sending them out, even though it's getting pretty expensive to do. It's a nice way to start in touch with people.

I don't give a shit if I don't get one back. It's not a competition.
January 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I'd rather they went with The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince.
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Better to write sooner rather than later, if only to document your contemporary thoughts.

Time alters everything, aka heals, and there's a tremendous value in being able to return to the source in the future, when it hurts less, when you're further removed, when you need to remember.
December 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Coriander.
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Everyone?
December 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Which is not a tremendously high bar.
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If his relationship is that strong then it should survive Keir telling the Donald that he's wrong about this.
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Had to interview Villeneuve for a feature: had my laptop stolen so I was furious, and took my editor with me for support.

When I asked him a question he was starting into my eyes to reply, when she asked he did the same.

When we weren't the one asking, we would stare at his new hair plugs.
October 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Maybe they're saving up to move. Give them time.
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
What actually is that livery? My son thought it was fried chicken, and I can't entirely rule it out...
October 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Did you say that, or them? Could be important.
September 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Got any pull quotes?
September 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The Blythe Hill Tavern, but apparently you're not supposed to tell anyone.
September 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Shame dynamic pricing only seems to work in one direction.
September 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Once again proving that any newspaper feature with a title asking a question should always be answered "no."
August 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM