You seem to be labouring under the illusion that anyone else('s) is

Why would anyone as clearly (deludedly) ambitious as Jenrick prostate himself before Farage?

He's got no chance of taking over the party, as Nigel literally owns it, and every politician who jumped into bed with him has fallen back out spectacularly after a while.

I like sending Christmas cards: it's a thing my wife started me on, but I enjoy sending them out, even though it's getting pretty expensive to do. It's a nice way to start in touch with people.

I don't give a shit if I don't get one back. It's not a competition.

I'd rather they went with The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince.

Here's my example of why: www.davidcameron.it/free-cell.html

Better to write sooner rather than later, if only to document your contemporary thoughts.

Time alters everything, aka heals, and there's a tremendous value in being able to return to the source in the future, when it hurts less, when you're further removed, when you need to remember.

Coriander.

Everyone?

Which is not a tremendously high bar.

If his relationship is that strong then it should survive Keir telling the Donald that he's wrong about this.

Had to interview Villeneuve for a feature: had my laptop stolen so I was furious, and took my editor with me for support.

When I asked him a question he was starting into my eyes to reply, when she asked he did the same.

When we weren't the one asking, we would stare at his new hair plugs.

Maybe they're saving up to move. Give them time.

What actually is that livery? My son thought it was fried chicken, and I can't entirely rule it out...

Did you say that, or them? Could be important.

Got any pull quotes?

The Blythe Hill Tavern, but apparently you're not supposed to tell anyone.

Shame dynamic pricing only seems to work in one direction.

Once again proving that any newspaper feature with a title asking a question should always be answered "no."