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Defective chicken, hard-left gadfly, olde person in the way. TJPW/DDT/ChocoPro fan. Like Dennis Miller without the traumatic brain injury.
She knows what they want to hear from her, at least.
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Antique shops are great for this. Build a wall of huge oval frames containing random ancient grandparents you've adopted for yourself.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Not the first time I've read that "choose civilization over barbarism" line, and it wasn't any less ethnocentrically racist last time, either.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
So say all good folk
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
A reenactment of their first rendezvous
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Since this has risen from its grave, another useless Inty glitch:

In Lock 'n' Chase, clear a board, then head for the top exit. Lock the gate directly below the exit. Move down into that red gate -- you'll stick to it, so to speak -- then move up. The level will end as if you'd exited normally.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I do expect what is actually released to be a bit... selectively redacted in places.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
peachstapler.com is the gold standard for perplexing but wonderful pop art.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It's hard to top this one.
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Tanned. Rested. Ready.
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Option 1: "Thaw out another 007. What is this, clone number thirteen?"

Option 2: Matt Berry in the other role he was absolutely born to play
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I am thoroughly unimpressed that Verizon will let me watch Game 6 on the Fox TV app using my verified Verizon credentials, but not on the Verizon TV app using the same verified Verizon credentials.
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Step 1: Fill it with popcorn.
October 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
What is it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If participants don't have these glued to their butts, move along.
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I have no ending to this, so I do this in OneDrive's general direction.
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It says something to me that when I think of Portland, I think of a flattopped guy who looks like he just stepped out of a RACE MIXING IS COMMUNISM picture -- and who was, instead, an appliance salesman focused on giving away free haircuts and putting his face on every flat surface in town
October 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I mean, we've seen the Antichrist. He's Mexican, he's chubby, and he's not very good at lucha libre.
October 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
October 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
He will not rest until Tom Peterson's face is back on every available flat surface.
October 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Trilogy to be completed with Ghost of Harajuku
October 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Note to ICE and Trump: If Portland locals throw Tom Peterson alarm clocks at you, it is not insurrection or domestic terrorism but rather a quirky local greeting
September 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM