A prompt is not a prayer.

A prayer is not a prompt.

Everyone’s situation is unique. But yours is the uniquest.

The old man is now, future.

Projected hypochondria: Everyone has everything.

I wish airlines would quit referring to their standard tickets as "economy class." Feels weirdly condescending to the majority of their clientele, no?

The worst thing about a cold midnight burrito is having to wait till midnight.

If you’re not part of the problem, you’re part of the revolution.

I knew you were supple when you waltzed in.

You are what you bleep.