Hi #Elon!
As head of our quaint little operation down here
just wanted to reach out to make sure you've been satisfied w/our service.

We hope this run up to years of success has met all of your expectations.

And now as it's time
to settle out your account
we'd like to thank you
for choosing Hell.😈

😈

We all get caught up in the grind so it's good to take stock at times of how far I've come.

Only 10 years ago things looked really bleak for me. World seemed precipiced on a future streak of calm w/no end in sight👿

But then,
in came my guy
w/a whole crop of morally pliable #Christians in tow 4 me😈

There's nothing more tantalizing to watch..

than a human on the verge..
of compromising their #values.

The rationalizations, the mental gymnastics..
"🤔but I'll still be a good person."

It's like watching my favorite game show on the edge of my seat, yelling at the contestant/soul
"COME ON DOWN!!"

Today's Honoree:
The Pre-Damned #AmyConeyBarrett
Reputed devout Catholic,
she betrayed her faith & helped set conditions to enable 1 #DonaldTrump to ascend to power & among other things eventually kill a planeload of iceskater kids.
Stealthily carrying out Satan's works like a Badass Bossbitch, Amy😈

Let's be honest, all these scare tactics around how it's supposedly "bad" to become a follower of Satan.

But what they *never* tell you is how damn good his *follow back* ratio is.

(Yeah, @MarkHamillOfficial.bsky.social ain't looking so saintly now, is he?)

So, I know a lot of you like what I've traditionally done with #eggs in the past, but...
I dunno...

this year with an assist from my head field rep up there...

wanted to try completely re-envisioning how I affect eggs for y'all.

And really think we came up with something special here.

I'll be honest,
after this movie...

never thought I'd get Stallone
in the #Maga Putin Pack.

I'm just... that... good.

Never give up on your dreams, kids.

#SylvesterStallone
#Putin
#Trump

Okay... I'll admit,
this is a li'l embarrassing, but...

I'm absolutely...

OBSESSED!!!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

(Don't ever leave me,Mikey.
Remember our... agreement 😈)
#mikejohnson
#magamikejohnson
#moscowmike
#MikeDamienThornJohnson