Karen Page
@thedevilishmspage.bsky.social
"Let's just say I've messed up my life about as badly as I could."
18+ RP ACCOUNT, 616/AU based
18+ RP ACCOUNT, 616/AU based
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/look, i'm just saying i've probably put more thought into how karen's time as a swer played out than the writer who decided to make her one in the first place.
💎throwing this one in the pile of things i'll remember next time i think about how garbage my handling of characters is, because i'm somehow still clearing that very low bar half the time in comparison
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
/look, i'm just saying i've probably put more thought into how karen's time as a swer played out than the writer who decided to make her one in the first place.
/not this the way twitter users find out about Evil That Men Do and Avengers #200 💀
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
/not this the way twitter users find out about Evil That Men Do and Avengers #200 💀
Reposted by Karen Page
//
>creator makes something disgusting
>people criticize it, a small minority make threats (honestly I hear kys so often online it means nothing anymore)
>creator’s friends focus solely on the threats and not the subject matter or actual criticism
>nothing changes
>creator makes something disgusting
>people criticize it, a small minority make threats (honestly I hear kys so often online it means nothing anymore)
>creator’s friends focus solely on the threats and not the subject matter or actual criticism
>nothing changes
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
//
>creator makes something disgusting
>people criticize it, a small minority make threats (honestly I hear kys so often online it means nothing anymore)
>creator’s friends focus solely on the threats and not the subject matter or actual criticism
>nothing changes
>creator makes something disgusting
>people criticize it, a small minority make threats (honestly I hear kys so often online it means nothing anymore)
>creator’s friends focus solely on the threats and not the subject matter or actual criticism
>nothing changes
/me checking online for the first time all day like
"Y'know, maybe it's for the best that Karen Page is still dead."
"Y'know, maybe it's for the best that Karen Page is still dead."
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
/me checking online for the first time all day like
"Y'know, maybe it's for the best that Karen Page is still dead."
"Y'know, maybe it's for the best that Karen Page is still dead."
We do love a dedicated man around these parts.
You're used to seeing it anyway.
Same as it ever was.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We do love a dedicated man around these parts.
💉
"Luckily, I shouldn't need to. Well, not for a bit.
Then again, the city does have its ways. Suppose Lady Luck is feeling a little whimsical."
"Luckily, I shouldn't need to. Well, not for a bit.
Then again, the city does have its ways. Suppose Lady Luck is feeling a little whimsical."
❛ You have. Far worse.
I'm used to this subplot, but I'm also never going to turn away from you.
Even then, you can handle yourself. ❜
I'm used to this subplot, but I'm also never going to turn away from you.
Even then, you can handle yourself. ❜
💉
"Yeah, yeah. Average Karen subplot, right?
Seriously though, I've had worse times."
"Yeah, yeah. Average Karen subplot, right?
Seriously though, I've had worse times."
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
💉
"Luckily, I shouldn't need to. Well, not for a bit.
Then again, the city does have its ways. Suppose Lady Luck is feeling a little whimsical."
"Luckily, I shouldn't need to. Well, not for a bit.
Then again, the city does have its ways. Suppose Lady Luck is feeling a little whimsical."
Same as it ever was.
Before my relationship.
VS
During my relationship.
Clearly, I'm motivated.
VS
During my relationship.
Clearly, I'm motivated.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Same as it ever was.
/been meaning to catch up for like ages now, but motivation issues are issue-y.
though i should manage soon enough.
though i should manage soon enough.
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
/been meaning to catch up for like ages now, but motivation issues are issue-y.
though i should manage soon enough.
though i should manage soon enough.
/to get back to icon and gif making today or...
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
/to get back to icon and gif making today or...
💉
"Yeah, yeah. Average Karen subplot, right?
Seriously though, I've had worse times."
"Yeah, yeah. Average Karen subplot, right?
Seriously though, I've had worse times."
❛ Hm, well, I'd say it's not as rough as it is for you. ❜
💉
"Hasn't been too rough, has it hot shot?"
"Hasn't been too rough, has it hot shot?"
November 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
💉
"Yeah, yeah. Average Karen subplot, right?
Seriously though, I've had worse times."
"Yeah, yeah. Average Karen subplot, right?
Seriously though, I've had worse times."
💉
"Hasn't been too rough, has it hot shot?"
"Hasn't been too rough, has it hot shot?"
❛ No, you aren't alone in that department anymore. ❜
"And here I was, thinking it was just me."
November 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
💉
"Hasn't been too rough, has it hot shot?"
"Hasn't been too rough, has it hot shot?"
"And here I was, thinking it was just me."
ㅤㅤㅤ
❛ I have my double D's out for everyone. Enjoy. ❜
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
❛ I have my double D's out for everyone. Enjoy. ❜
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
November 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
"And here I was, thinking it was just me."
Reposted by Karen Page
Turns out she still had the costume! Damn thing still fits too, luckily.
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Turns out she still had the costume! Damn thing still fits too, luckily.
/yes, i AM being unfashionably late with a costume cause i spent the bulk of yesterday either sleeping or feeling crummy, why do you ask?
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
/yes, i AM being unfashionably late with a costume cause i spent the bulk of yesterday either sleeping or feeling crummy, why do you ask?
Turns out she still had the costume! Damn thing still fits too, luckily.
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Turns out she still had the costume! Damn thing still fits too, luckily.
October 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
It's a good thing she has little to do tomorrow, given how she still hasn't been able to get back to sleep.
It's a good problem to have though. She's certainly had worse.
It's a good problem to have though. She's certainly had worse.
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
It's a good thing she has little to do tomorrow, given how she still hasn't been able to get back to sleep.
It's a good problem to have though. She's certainly had worse.
It's a good problem to have though. She's certainly had worse.
/fingers crossed that Karen gets more than a panel of screentime in THIS Ultimate version?
October 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
/fingers crossed that Karen gets more than a panel of screentime in THIS Ultimate version?
/in retrospect, it makes total sense when taking into account sliding timescale and all, which would bring a decent chunk of older DD stories into the 2010s at the latest.
meaning the internet age.
meaning even if she had a stage name, she's easily be recognized.
now how someone recognized -
meaning the internet age.
meaning even if she had a stage name, she's easily be recognized.
now how someone recognized -
/me? deciding to cover for the fact that for some reason, karen didn't bother with a stage name*? it's more likely than you think!
*it's admittedly possible that she had one and people recognized her from her pre-adult day BUT
*it's admittedly possible that she had one and people recognized her from her pre-adult day BUT
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
/in retrospect, it makes total sense when taking into account sliding timescale and all, which would bring a decent chunk of older DD stories into the 2010s at the latest.
meaning the internet age.
meaning even if she had a stage name, she's easily be recognized.
now how someone recognized -
meaning the internet age.
meaning even if she had a stage name, she's easily be recognized.
now how someone recognized -
/me? deciding to cover for the fact that for some reason, karen didn't bother with a stage name*? it's more likely than you think!
*it's admittedly possible that she had one and people recognized her from her pre-adult day BUT
*it's admittedly possible that she had one and people recognized her from her pre-adult day BUT
October 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
/me? deciding to cover for the fact that for some reason, karen didn't bother with a stage name*? it's more likely than you think!
*it's admittedly possible that she had one and people recognized her from her pre-adult day BUT
*it's admittedly possible that she had one and people recognized her from her pre-adult day BUT
Would you believe it if she said she still has that top? Maybe she can throw it up for a charity auction or something.
#SeductiveSunday
#SeductiveSunday
October 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Would you believe it if she said she still has that top? Maybe she can throw it up for a charity auction or something.
#SeductiveSunday
#SeductiveSunday
/so when I get home from work, I owe one reply on Emma and on on Felicia if memory serves, and I should sort out some stuff with Karen and try to get some stuff going here.
But also
I WANT THAT FUCKING STARYU!
But also
I WANT THAT FUCKING STARYU!
October 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
/so when I get home from work, I owe one reply on Emma and on on Felicia if memory serves, and I should sort out some stuff with Karen and try to get some stuff going here.
But also
I WANT THAT FUCKING STARYU!
But also
I WANT THAT FUCKING STARYU!
/when you have replies you need to get to but also, alpha staryu
October 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
/when you have replies you need to get to but also, alpha staryu
Reposted by Karen Page
/so taking ye olde sliding timescale into account, how much time would you say is between guardian devil and, for instance, luke cage becoming mayor?
October 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
/so taking ye olde sliding timescale into account, how much time would you say is between guardian devil and, for instance, luke cage becoming mayor?