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Darby Allin's spine is made of silly putty. There's no other explanation.
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Darby Allin's spine is made of silly putty. There's no other explanation.
Happy New Year to my fellow wrestling sickos!
And to everyone else too.
And to everyone else too.
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Happy New Year to my fellow wrestling sickos!
And to everyone else too.
And to everyone else too.
A drunk raccoon was found in a store in Virginia. Animal control chose to release it into the wild.
FOOLS!
They were supposed to euthanize it!
Destroy one, and there will only be 6 more Horcruxes to destroy and then Pete Hegseth can be vanquished.
FOOLS!
They were supposed to euthanize it!
Destroy one, and there will only be 6 more Horcruxes to destroy and then Pete Hegseth can be vanquished.
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
A drunk raccoon was found in a store in Virginia. Animal control chose to release it into the wild.
FOOLS!
They were supposed to euthanize it!
Destroy one, and there will only be 6 more Horcruxes to destroy and then Pete Hegseth can be vanquished.
FOOLS!
They were supposed to euthanize it!
Destroy one, and there will only be 6 more Horcruxes to destroy and then Pete Hegseth can be vanquished.
Best Halloween costume I ever did. 1997, Nipissing University.
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Best Halloween costume I ever did. 1997, Nipissing University.
Night sky over Minnehaha Bay.
October 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Night sky over Minnehaha Bay.
Some light reading for Shohei Ohtani. IYKYK.
(original artwork by me)
(original artwork by me)
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Some light reading for Shohei Ohtani. IYKYK.
(original artwork by me)
(original artwork by me)
Another win for the good guys!
Let's go Blue Jays!
😃⚾
Let's go Blue Jays!
😃⚾
September 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Another win for the good guys!
Let's go Blue Jays!
😃⚾
Let's go Blue Jays!
😃⚾
The only kings that should be allowed in the US:
Burger King
Brody King
The mad king Eddie Kingston
Sacramento Kings
LA Kings
Burger King
Brody King
The mad king Eddie Kingston
Sacramento Kings
LA Kings
June 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The only kings that should be allowed in the US:
Burger King
Brody King
The mad king Eddie Kingston
Sacramento Kings
LA Kings
Burger King
Brody King
The mad king Eddie Kingston
Sacramento Kings
LA Kings
THIS. IS. SCOTIABANK ARENA!!!
May 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
THIS. IS. SCOTIABANK ARENA!!!
I'm fine with Alcatraz being reopened, provided the cells will be occupied by ICE agents and their enablers when this insanity comes to an end.
May 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm fine with Alcatraz being reopened, provided the cells will be occupied by ICE agents and their enablers when this insanity comes to an end.
What a shot by Simon Benoit!
April 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What a shot by Simon Benoit!
Watching the Leafs/Sens game and there are two very different political ads:
One has a party explaining what they are going to do to build a stronger Canada.
The other has two golfers, and one of them calls the opposing party "clowns."
Immature.
One has a party explaining what they are going to do to build a stronger Canada.
The other has two golfers, and one of them calls the opposing party "clowns."
Immature.
April 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Watching the Leafs/Sens game and there are two very different political ads:
One has a party explaining what they are going to do to build a stronger Canada.
The other has two golfers, and one of them calls the opposing party "clowns."
Immature.
One has a party explaining what they are going to do to build a stronger Canada.
The other has two golfers, and one of them calls the opposing party "clowns."
Immature.
🎶Brave, brave Sir J.D.,
Sir J.D. ran away,
No one let him in the house,
He ran from Greenland like a mouse,
Brave, brave, Sir J.D.,
Sir J.D. ran away...🎶
Sir J.D. ran away,
No one let him in the house,
He ran from Greenland like a mouse,
Brave, brave, Sir J.D.,
Sir J.D. ran away...🎶
March 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
🎶Brave, brave Sir J.D.,
Sir J.D. ran away,
No one let him in the house,
He ran from Greenland like a mouse,
Brave, brave, Sir J.D.,
Sir J.D. ran away...🎶
Sir J.D. ran away,
No one let him in the house,
He ran from Greenland like a mouse,
Brave, brave, Sir J.D.,
Sir J.D. ran away...🎶
If you're upset by your child's Math grades, don't blame your child.
Don't blame the teacher, either.
Blame toilet paper manufacturers. The package says there's 36 rolls, or 48 rolls, but when you open it up, there's only 12 rolls of toilet paper.
No wonder children are confused.
Don't blame the teacher, either.
Blame toilet paper manufacturers. The package says there's 36 rolls, or 48 rolls, but when you open it up, there's only 12 rolls of toilet paper.
No wonder children are confused.
February 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If you're upset by your child's Math grades, don't blame your child.
Don't blame the teacher, either.
Blame toilet paper manufacturers. The package says there's 36 rolls, or 48 rolls, but when you open it up, there's only 12 rolls of toilet paper.
No wonder children are confused.
Don't blame the teacher, either.
Blame toilet paper manufacturers. The package says there's 36 rolls, or 48 rolls, but when you open it up, there's only 12 rolls of toilet paper.
No wonder children are confused.
Growing up, I was warned not to sniff chemicals because it would cause brain damage.
Now we have commercials with entire families proudly huffing fabric softener pellets.
"I don't like anything, but I like this," says grandpa with his few remaining brain cells.
🙄
Now we have commercials with entire families proudly huffing fabric softener pellets.
"I don't like anything, but I like this," says grandpa with his few remaining brain cells.
🙄
January 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Growing up, I was warned not to sniff chemicals because it would cause brain damage.
Now we have commercials with entire families proudly huffing fabric softener pellets.
"I don't like anything, but I like this," says grandpa with his few remaining brain cells.
🙄
Now we have commercials with entire families proudly huffing fabric softener pellets.
"I don't like anything, but I like this," says grandpa with his few remaining brain cells.
🙄