𝐅𝐈𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 .ᐟ
@thedickmstr.bsky.social
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Rant and rave and scream and shout
And stick your middle finger out.
Don't just sit and take it
𝗦𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗻 .ᐟ⠀
Rant and rave and scream and shout
And stick your middle finger out.
Don't just sit and take it
𝗦𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗻 .ᐟ⠀
Pinned
⠀ *°:⋆ₓₒ 𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙢
𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝓊𝓁𝓁𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓉 、
𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓉 .ᐟ
𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝓊𝓁𝓁𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓉 、
𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓉 .ᐟ
So like... wsg y'all?
October 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So like... wsg y'all?
I literally have Humanity’s first Dick, all the bitches want that.
And of course i‘m talkin‘ about real fuckin‘ people
And of course i‘m talkin‘ about real fuckin‘ people
Really?
How did you mange that?
And.. We speak of people..?
Or sex dolls? Or body pillows?
Or real woman?
Not made up. Right?
How did you mange that?
And.. We speak of people..?
Or sex dolls? Or body pillows?
Or real woman?
Not made up. Right?
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I literally have Humanity’s first Dick, all the bitches want that.
And of course i‘m talkin‘ about real fuckin‘ people
And of course i‘m talkin‘ about real fuckin‘ people
Of course I know what lust is, why do you think I have chicks to fuck every day
You don't have.. Desires?
Or.. Do you know what Lust is?
Or.. Do you know what Lust is?
December 3, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Of course I know what lust is, why do you think I have chicks to fuck every day
No???
Why the fuck would I try that shit out?
I have bitches to keep me busy at night
Why the fuck would I try that shit out?
I have bitches to keep me busy at night
The Experiment!
And Experience of course!!
Don't tell me. You didn't Try anything like that out yet!!
And Experience of course!!
Don't tell me. You didn't Try anything like that out yet!!
December 3, 2024 at 4:10 PM
No???
Why the fuck would I try that shit out?
I have bitches to keep me busy at night
Why the fuck would I try that shit out?
I have bitches to keep me busy at night
???
WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPPOSED TO “WORK“ WITH THIS??
WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPPOSED TO “WORK“ WITH THIS??
Wakes up.
Ohhh it worked!!!!
Isn't that Cool?!
Tell me it's COOL!!
Ohhh it worked!!!!
Isn't that Cool?!
Tell me it's COOL!!
December 3, 2024 at 4:07 PM
???
WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPPOSED TO “WORK“ WITH THIS??
WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPPOSED TO “WORK“ WITH THIS??
???
I wanna try something out.
I sleep with an plug inside. And check next morning!!
GOOD NIGHT!!
My little Monsters~~
I sleep with an plug inside. And check next morning!!
GOOD NIGHT!!
My little Monsters~~
December 2, 2024 at 10:11 PM
???
[He pushed him back!]
EW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKIN' WEIRDO ?!
EW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKIN' WEIRDO ?!
I was very quaint with it.
There is BBQ sauce covering your face as we speak.
*...he licked it off.*
Better.~
There is BBQ sauce covering your face as we speak.
*...he licked it off.*
Better.~
Fuck you I'm not a messy eater
I fuckin' saw you eating a rotten deer corpse
I fuckin' saw you eating a rotten deer corpse
November 30, 2024 at 11:50 PM
[He pushed him back!]
EW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKIN' WEIRDO ?!
EW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKIN' WEIRDO ?!
Fuck you I'm not a messy eater
I fuckin' saw you eating a rotten deer corpse
I fuckin' saw you eating a rotten deer corpse
You could turn off the radio at any time.
Unfortunately, I do not think your habit of messy eating and general ravenous hunger can be turned off quite as easy.~
Unfortunately, I do not think your habit of messy eating and general ravenous hunger can be turned off quite as easy.~
I feel like, if you'd be able to go mute forever, everyone would be at peace .
November 30, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Fuck you I'm not a messy eater
I fuckin' saw you eating a rotten deer corpse
I fuckin' saw you eating a rotten deer corpse
I feel like, if you'd be able to go mute forever, everyone would be at peace .
I feel like, if your wardrobe could speak, they would 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘦 you.
[Eating Ribs and Drinking Soda on the TL]
November 30, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I feel like, if you'd be able to go mute forever, everyone would be at peace .
[Eating Ribs and Drinking Soda on the TL]
November 30, 2024 at 11:34 PM
[Eating Ribs and Drinking Soda on the TL]
It is not !!!
𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙡. ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ!
Whether you want to believe it or not.
Whether you want to believe it or not.
that's a fuckin' lie .
November 27, 2024 at 8:41 PM
It is not !!!
that's a fuckin' lie .
No it isn’t. You’re an asshole and everyone in heaven tiptoes around you because you’re essentially the ‘𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕’ of the family.
My behaviour is totally normal and reasonable .
November 27, 2024 at 4:37 PM
that's a fuckin' lie .
Yea, that -
Y' sure they meant "you got the biggest cock" n' not that yer a genuine asshole?
Got voted Biggest Dick in all of Heaven
Again ~
Again ~
November 27, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Yea, that -
My behaviour is totally normal and reasonable .
If calling out your behaviour makes me a bitch, then I’m happy to be that bitch!.
It's not a tantrum!!!
You're just being a Bitch!
You're just being a Bitch!
November 27, 2024 at 3:58 PM
My behaviour is totally normal and reasonable .
It's not a tantrum!!!
You're just being a Bitch!
You're just being a Bitch!
Yes you are~ you are literally throwing a tantrum right now!
NO I'M FUCKIN' NOT !!!
November 27, 2024 at 3:51 PM
It's not a tantrum!!!
You're just being a Bitch!
You're just being a Bitch!
NO I'M FUCKIN' NOT !!!
OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A CHILD!!!
NUHUH!!!
November 27, 2024 at 2:19 PM
NO I'M FUCKIN' NOT !!!
🖕🖕🖕
I would say you're way too ugly to be this dumb...but I guess sometimes too things can be true at the same time.
Lucky you~
Lucky you~
November 27, 2024 at 12:27 PM
🖕🖕🖕
NUHUH!!!
YEAH HUH
NUH UH
November 27, 2024 at 12:26 PM
NUHUH!!!
You‘re way too fuckin‘ hot to be this much of a bitch
Awwww
It's okay, some of us just can't control our emotions very well~
You're the one who called yourself the biggest dick in heaven buddy. I was just congratulating you on your insight!
Not my fault your ego is as easily bruised as an overly ripe pear. Maybe grow a thick skin or a stronger spine.
It's okay, some of us just can't control our emotions very well~
You're the one who called yourself the biggest dick in heaven buddy. I was just congratulating you on your insight!
Not my fault your ego is as easily bruised as an overly ripe pear. Maybe grow a thick skin or a stronger spine.
Oh fuck you!
I'm not gonna let a Hellspawn tell me shit
I'm not gonna let a Hellspawn tell me shit
November 27, 2024 at 2:30 AM
You‘re way too fuckin‘ hot to be this much of a bitch
Oh fuck you!
I'm not gonna let a Hellspawn tell me shit
I'm not gonna let a Hellspawn tell me shit
Mhmmm, you are the biggest dick in heaven indeed.
A snicker.
Getting a little uh...emotional there, buddy. Might wanna calm down a little~
A snicker.
Getting a little uh...emotional there, buddy. Might wanna calm down a little~
November 26, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Oh fuck you!
I'm not gonna let a Hellspawn tell me shit
I'm not gonna let a Hellspawn tell me shit
NUH UH
Yes you fucking did.
No I fucking didn‘t
November 26, 2024 at 11:31 PM
NUH UH
the FUCK you mean "yea uh huh" ??
I GOT THE BIGGEST DICK IN HEAVEN
I GOT THE BIGGEST DICK IN HEAVEN
Yea uh huh.
That's definitely what it means.
That's definitely what it means.
I got the Biggest Dick.
November 26, 2024 at 11:31 PM
the FUCK you mean "yea uh huh" ??
I GOT THE BIGGEST DICK IN HEAVEN
I GOT THE BIGGEST DICK IN HEAVEN
I uh -
Sure ?
[ High fives ]
Sure ?
[ High fives ]
Yes!!!
High Five for being awesome?? ~
Offers high five.
High Five for being awesome?? ~
Offers high five.
November 26, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I uh -
Sure ?
[ High fives ]
Sure ?
[ High fives ]
I got the Biggest Dick.
Nothin'.
Just...snrk...congratulations on being the...snrk...biggest dick in all of heaven.
Just...snrk...congratulations on being the...snrk...biggest dick in all of heaven.
November 26, 2024 at 9:49 PM
I got the Biggest Dick.
I know I do!
I look fuckin‘ awesome
I look fuckin‘ awesome
Heya Angel.
You look pretty COOL!!
You look pretty COOL!!
November 26, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I know I do!
I look fuckin‘ awesome
I look fuckin‘ awesome