Donnie Johnny Trumpo (Parody)
@thedonnietrump.bsky.social
The best president since Hoover. Friends with Putin (BFF), Assad, Modhi (my beloved) and the Little Rocket man!
I lost my brains in Maralago, so Sad!
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I lost my brains in Maralago, so Sad!
My Great Minister of War Pisshead Hegseth has recently had his feelings hurt after our tremendous military speeches were ridiculed by the failing Lame Stream Media. My ADMIN will be TOUGH! On those who has slandered US!
October 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My Great Minister of War Pisshead Hegseth has recently had his feelings hurt after our tremendous military speeches were ridiculed by the failing Lame Stream Media. My ADMIN will be TOUGH! On those who has slandered US!
I have the best Dmentia, some might even say the greatest dementia of all time. The pipes folks, they help out a lot, and the ceiling oh its very big, let me tell you it's very big, might even be the biggest I've seen who's to say!
Jesse Watters insisted that Donald J. Trump is not experiencing any cognitive decline or dementia. I've attached an excerpt from a recent speech where he discussed basements, water pumps and ceilings. Cognitive decline? 🤷♀️
October 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I have the best Dmentia, some might even say the greatest dementia of all time. The pipes folks, they help out a lot, and the ceiling oh its very big, let me tell you it's very big, might even be the biggest I've seen who's to say!
Waa I didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize, I am so sad, don't they know I made peace between Austria and Kazakhstan not to mention me and my new Friend Tony Blair now being able to rule over the Great Gaza Riviera. SO, VERY, VERY SAD!
October 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Waa I didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize, I am so sad, don't they know I made peace between Austria and Kazakhstan not to mention me and my new Friend Tony Blair now being able to rule over the Great Gaza Riviera. SO, VERY, VERY SAD!
Oh no, a aid just split my cofefe!
October 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Oh no, a aid just split my cofefe!
I will now militarised all police dogs, we will catch all those who disagre... I mean all those criminals with this fantastic and HUGE piece of legislation, EPIC!
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I will now militarised all police dogs, we will catch all those who disagre... I mean all those criminals with this fantastic and HUGE piece of legislation, EPIC!
Mr Comey is one bad Hombre!
October 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Mr Comey is one bad Hombre!
My GREAT balkan son Baron gets so many bitches, so many people, it's HUGE!!
October 2, 2025 at 6:58 AM
My GREAT balkan son Baron gets so many bitches, so many people, it's HUGE!!
Minimalism is BIG WOKE, true red white and blue brands have great designs, really complex and simply amazing looks to their logos!
September 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Minimalism is BIG WOKE, true red white and blue brands have great designs, really complex and simply amazing looks to their logos!
I love my bald Goebbels, Mr Stephen Miller, he has the most lovely head, he always says to me he says Donald why don't you pet my head, and I say because I've got tremendous things to do like hang out with my BFF Putin and deport Martians to Mercury for being illegal aliens!
August 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I love my bald Goebbels, Mr Stephen Miller, he has the most lovely head, he always says to me he says Donald why don't you pet my head, and I say because I've got tremendous things to do like hang out with my BFF Putin and deport Martians to Mercury for being illegal aliens!
I am like so the best president of all time girlfriend, simply a stunner!
August 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I am like so the best president of all time girlfriend, simply a stunner!
Right, I will annex it right after I'm done with this Big Mac, actually make that two lovely and really great big macs!
August 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Right, I will annex it right after I'm done with this Big Mac, actually make that two lovely and really great big macs!
The plans in Washington are a big wrong Radical Left hoax, I am definitely not a fascist and certainly won't do anything to deny the rights of my fellow Americans, wink wink ;)
August 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The plans in Washington are a big wrong Radical Left hoax, I am definitely not a fascist and certainly won't do anything to deny the rights of my fellow Americans, wink wink ;)
It is with truly tremendous joy that I the fantastic and great president of these here United States am the reason for the Spectacular new Lego Batman game. You're welcome LOSERS!!!
August 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It is with truly tremendous joy that I the fantastic and great president of these here United States am the reason for the Spectacular new Lego Batman game. You're welcome LOSERS!!!
Me and my Booh Putin had a wonderful time on Friday, simply the greatest, we talked about shading Ukraine and when our next dat... I mean meeting will be, I truly am the best!
August 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Me and my Booh Putin had a wonderful time on Friday, simply the greatest, we talked about shading Ukraine and when our next dat... I mean meeting will be, I truly am the best!
I'm so looking forward to my truly amazing and Fantastic trip to Russia to meet my beloved and close friend Zaddy Putin.
It'll be tremendous, we will divide Ukraine up so well, they don't call me the art of the deal for nothing, did I ever tell you all how great of a deal maker I am?
It'll be tremendous, we will divide Ukraine up so well, they don't call me the art of the deal for nothing, did I ever tell you all how great of a deal maker I am?
August 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm so looking forward to my truly amazing and Fantastic trip to Russia to meet my beloved and close friend Zaddy Putin.
It'll be tremendous, we will divide Ukraine up so well, they don't call me the art of the deal for nothing, did I ever tell you all how great of a deal maker I am?
It'll be tremendous, we will divide Ukraine up so well, they don't call me the art of the deal for nothing, did I ever tell you all how great of a deal maker I am?
The suckers and losers at @southparkwiki.bsky.social are right about me, they're still weak and pathetic losers though, truly and simply the worst!
August 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The suckers and losers at @southparkwiki.bsky.social are right about me, they're still weak and pathetic losers though, truly and simply the worst!
They got me, so sad. The people of Scotland hate me what a shame. Truly a shame folks, because of this I will Nuke all of their wind Mills to save them from the bird killers because I'm such a wonderful and great person, believe me!
July 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
They got me, so sad. The people of Scotland hate me what a shame. Truly a shame folks, because of this I will Nuke all of their wind Mills to save them from the bird killers because I'm such a wonderful and great person, believe me!
I will sue @treyparker.bsky.social and @mattstonesfatass.bsky.social bigly for their horrible version of me on their little cartoon show. I have a great one eyed monster, some might even say the best and I am only slightly obese which means I'm winning bigly at life!
July 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I will sue @treyparker.bsky.social and @mattstonesfatass.bsky.social bigly for their horrible version of me on their little cartoon show. I have a great one eyed monster, some might even say the best and I am only slightly obese which means I'm winning bigly at life!
I should be in a big wonderful prison right now, thanks to all those suckers and losers who made me POTUS instead!
July 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I should be in a big wonderful prison right now, thanks to all those suckers and losers who made me POTUS instead!
Ted Bundy was a truly patriotic red blooded Republican American, and only the RADICAL LEFT and their allies the dumb Conservatives would think he killed anyone, period!
July 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Ted Bundy was a truly patriotic red blooded Republican American, and only the RADICAL LEFT and their allies the dumb Conservatives would think he killed anyone, period!
I hate the Brazilians with their sexy women and beautiful music. But most of all how they get to have a truly amazing statue of the one and only Jesus and not US!
This is real and true reason why I am putting tariffs on their ass, AND IT WILL BE BIG!
This is real and true reason why I am putting tariffs on their ass, AND IT WILL BE BIG!
July 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I hate the Brazilians with their sexy women and beautiful music. But most of all how they get to have a truly amazing statue of the one and only Jesus and not US!
This is real and true reason why I am putting tariffs on their ass, AND IT WILL BE BIG!
This is real and true reason why I am putting tariffs on their ass, AND IT WILL BE BIG!
we will have a beautiful and big dictatorship under your wonderful chubby god Emperor, ME!
July 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
we will have a beautiful and big dictatorship under your wonderful chubby god Emperor, ME!
Raisin Cane is a Great General, Simply One of the Best in our History!
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June 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Raisin Cane is a Great General, Simply One of the Best in our History!
I love making people sick, truly a glorious thing! Barron's friend suggested I do it, wonderful kid, reminds me of Patrick Bateman.
June 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I love making people sick, truly a glorious thing! Barron's friend suggested I do it, wonderful kid, reminds me of Patrick Bateman.