Sorry I slept through New Year’s Eve. Why are all the Trump hillbillies crying and national championship snacks on clearance at Kroger
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Sorry I slept through New Year’s Eve. Why are all the Trump hillbillies crying and national championship snacks on clearance at Kroger
Chuck Reidd backed out of the Christmas Eve show at The Kennedy Center due to Trump putting his name on the building.
They are suing him for a million dollars. He didn’t have a contract with the Trump Name and by illegally changing it … crime scene.
They are suing him for a million dollars. He didn’t have a contract with the Trump Name and by illegally changing it … crime scene.
December 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Chuck Reidd backed out of the Christmas Eve show at The Kennedy Center due to Trump putting his name on the building.
They are suing him for a million dollars. He didn’t have a contract with the Trump Name and by illegally changing it … crime scene.
They are suing him for a million dollars. He didn’t have a contract with the Trump Name and by illegally changing it … crime scene.
There is nothing more America (Murika) than we will have our first Pedophile President of the United States before a black woman or a gay person
It’s ok. He’s with Jesus. All good
It’s ok. He’s with Jesus. All good
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There is nothing more America (Murika) than we will have our first Pedophile President of the United States before a black woman or a gay person
It’s ok. He’s with Jesus. All good
It’s ok. He’s with Jesus. All good
How Jimmy Kimmel expresses his feelings that sometimes overwhelm him emotionally of which he gives no fucks 20 million people will see him cry.
This is a man. No excessive use of “bro”… not 70 million tattoos…. Not being in a fantasy football league not a loud muffler car…
Respect
This is a man. No excessive use of “bro”… not 70 million tattoos…. Not being in a fantasy football league not a loud muffler car…
Respect
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How Jimmy Kimmel expresses his feelings that sometimes overwhelm him emotionally of which he gives no fucks 20 million people will see him cry.
This is a man. No excessive use of “bro”… not 70 million tattoos…. Not being in a fantasy football league not a loud muffler car…
Respect
This is a man. No excessive use of “bro”… not 70 million tattoos…. Not being in a fantasy football league not a loud muffler car…
Respect
He has risen!!!
Wait sorry I mixed up my religious psychosis holidays
Wait sorry I mixed up my religious psychosis holidays
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
He has risen!!!
Wait sorry I mixed up my religious psychosis holidays
Wait sorry I mixed up my religious psychosis holidays
Santa asked me what I want
I said for Erika Kirk’s grief and Donald Trump’s ear end up finding each other in this crazy world
I said for Erika Kirk’s grief and Donald Trump’s ear end up finding each other in this crazy world
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Santa asked me what I want
I said for Erika Kirk’s grief and Donald Trump’s ear end up finding each other in this crazy world
I said for Erika Kirk’s grief and Donald Trump’s ear end up finding each other in this crazy world
Candice Owens is so nuts but hot at the same time in her nuts.
I hate her so much I can’t believe we haven’t had great sex
I hate her so much I can’t believe we haven’t had great sex
December 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Candice Owens is so nuts but hot at the same time in her nuts.
I hate her so much I can’t believe we haven’t had great sex
I hate her so much I can’t believe we haven’t had great sex
The only reasons there is a “conservative movement”
1) Smoke
2) Mirrors
3) Bots
4) Weak minds with 1-3
1) Smoke
2) Mirrors
3) Bots
4) Weak minds with 1-3
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The only reasons there is a “conservative movement”
1) Smoke
2) Mirrors
3) Bots
4) Weak minds with 1-3
1) Smoke
2) Mirrors
3) Bots
4) Weak minds with 1-3
Bill Maher is a heel.
He’s full blown MAGA
How do people not see this
He’s full blown MAGA
How do people not see this
December 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Bill Maher is a heel.
He’s full blown MAGA
How do people not see this
He’s full blown MAGA
How do people not see this
A girl I casually knew in Cleveland 15 years ago accidentally added me to the family thanksgiving Facebook group. I’m really rooting for Ellen and Keith to patch it up in time for maybe Nana’s last Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A girl I casually knew in Cleveland 15 years ago accidentally added me to the family thanksgiving Facebook group. I’m really rooting for Ellen and Keith to patch it up in time for maybe Nana’s last Christmas
Dementia Cheetos address to the nation preempted the Survivor finale.
I think he interrupted the wrong outcomes of things happening on an island coming to a conclusion
I think he interrupted the wrong outcomes of things happening on an island coming to a conclusion
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Dementia Cheetos address to the nation preempted the Survivor finale.
I think he interrupted the wrong outcomes of things happening on an island coming to a conclusion
I think he interrupted the wrong outcomes of things happening on an island coming to a conclusion
I loved all the AI videos of people falling several feet through tables or being run over by a car the first time I saw it when it was WWE
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I loved all the AI videos of people falling several feet through tables or being run over by a car the first time I saw it when it was WWE
It’s so amazing to me when Christian point a finger at Scientology and say it’s a cult of crazy people.
Um… how do I put this “Pot”
Um… how do I put this “Pot”
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
It’s so amazing to me when Christian point a finger at Scientology and say it’s a cult of crazy people.
Um… how do I put this “Pot”
Um… how do I put this “Pot”
A Dementia Cheeto Who’s Never Spoken Truth in His Life:
“Never take Tylenol. It causes Autism” (Bad Press)
Every Christmas, Every Year for FREE in one of the biggest most watched Christmas Movies of All Time: “Holy Shit… where’s the Tylenol”
I think they will be just fine as a company
“Never take Tylenol. It causes Autism” (Bad Press)
Every Christmas, Every Year for FREE in one of the biggest most watched Christmas Movies of All Time: “Holy Shit… where’s the Tylenol”
I think they will be just fine as a company
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
A Dementia Cheeto Who’s Never Spoken Truth in His Life:
“Never take Tylenol. It causes Autism” (Bad Press)
Every Christmas, Every Year for FREE in one of the biggest most watched Christmas Movies of All Time: “Holy Shit… where’s the Tylenol”
I think they will be just fine as a company
“Never take Tylenol. It causes Autism” (Bad Press)
Every Christmas, Every Year for FREE in one of the biggest most watched Christmas Movies of All Time: “Holy Shit… where’s the Tylenol”
I think they will be just fine as a company
I have the kinda crater under the skin big mass zit that makes me question if Stridex from the 80s still exists as a product.
I used so much of that shit on my face in my teenage years I was called into the office for smelling of alcohol
I used so much of that shit on my face in my teenage years I was called into the office for smelling of alcohol
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I have the kinda crater under the skin big mass zit that makes me question if Stridex from the 80s still exists as a product.
I used so much of that shit on my face in my teenage years I was called into the office for smelling of alcohol
I used so much of that shit on my face in my teenage years I was called into the office for smelling of alcohol
Erika Kirk healed quicker than Trump’s ear
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Erika Kirk healed quicker than Trump’s ear
People who buy the same make and model and color as police car are a special kinda asshole
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
People who buy the same make and model and color as police car are a special kinda asshole
Oh I get it now. Pam.
Nothing sticks.
Nothing sticks.
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Oh I get it now. Pam.
Nothing sticks.
Nothing sticks.
Mamdani isn’t Bubba. It’s just November sweeps so we are supposed to think he is.
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Mamdani isn’t Bubba. It’s just November sweeps so we are supposed to think he is.
Is Jeffrey Epstein putting out a new album or something?! Every damn show
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Is Jeffrey Epstein putting out a new album or something?! Every damn show
Wouldn’t it be great in Columbus, Ohio if we could find a middle ground between drivers that recklessly run cars into buildings and drivers that treat the passing lane of a freeway like their own personal studio apartment in a school zone speed limit
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Wouldn’t it be great in Columbus, Ohio if we could find a middle ground between drivers that recklessly run cars into buildings and drivers that treat the passing lane of a freeway like their own personal studio apartment in a school zone speed limit
Now with every text conversation when someone tells me they are with someone else I say “ask them if they have the photo of Trump blowing bubba”
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Now with every text conversation when someone tells me they are with someone else I say “ask them if they have the photo of Trump blowing bubba”
My favorite hip hop song of all time is the one with all of the luxury brand names
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My favorite hip hop song of all time is the one with all of the luxury brand names
Pam Bondi sounds like a brand of non stick cooking spray
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Pam Bondi sounds like a brand of non stick cooking spray
I’m sick of politicians saying “period full stop”
I feel like its 1991 in high school during year one of “my bad”
I feel like its 1991 in high school during year one of “my bad”
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I’m sick of politicians saying “period full stop”
I feel like its 1991 in high school during year one of “my bad”
I feel like its 1991 in high school during year one of “my bad”