his plume? wack. his Zornhau? wack. the way he doesn’t even pay favors at tourney? wack.

me? verily i am upright in the eyes of G—

yeah im gonna need you to tell me what this is right the hell now

“...it’s a Zergling, Lester. Smaller type-a Zerg.”

i’m gonna use macro this for evil thanks

*looks down at the distance rule on a map of the Pacific Ocean*

“….FUCK.”

man if only the defense industry proper could match the vim and creativity Defense Journalists™️ exert shitting out credulous puff pieces on vaporware for grifters and peddling fake fucking understanding for audiences of midwit dilettantes www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNK...